Crywank - Oliver's Theme
Okay, this next song is not by Crywank, it's by my older brother but back when he was six years old. But it has a little rap in it that's by me so...
★ Pre-Chorus ★
I'm the coolest kid in town
I'm the coolest kid in town
No one in the world is as cool as me
I'm the coolest person in the galaxy
That's me
★ Chorus ★
So cool, so cool
So cool
So cool
(Chaka chaka chaka chaka chaka)
★ Rap ★
Some people say my flow is magical, like a rainbow
But I just brush it off and say, "if you say so"
But deep down I know I'm a child of the stars
Embody a fruitfull space moon god as I spit bars
Yeah I'm the future
Like odourless tuna
I'm newer, fresher, badder, redder than a strawberry Beretta
"Nice collеction of sweaters,"
They all say
And if you pay, you can wеar one for a day
Some say I'm a wet blanket
Well they can have it
'Cause they're all wet handkerchiefs used for brushing teeth, jealous of my padding
Yeah I'm uncomfortable asleep
And I'm only wet from all the people who are having sex on top of me
What do you think to Kermit the Frog
When I'm reincarnated, I wanna be a dog
I really hope I live to be a hundred and if I do
I hope my birthday is good
★ Chorus ★
So cool, so cool
So cool cool cool cool cool cool
So cool, so cool
★ Outro ★
When I have a wank
I have a poshy
Grey Poupon
Ferrero Rocher
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Biography
The band’s first release came about in 2010 with the full length James Is Going To Die Soon. It was then followed up by 2012’s Narcissist On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown and 2013’s aptly named Tour Demos 2013. 2013 also saw the release of Tomorrow Is Nearly Yesterday And Everyday Is Stupid, which saw the band gain more popularity. 2014 followed with the EP Shameless Valentines Money Grab, and the release of some early Crywank demos from 2009-2012.
Their first album properly recorded in a studio, Don’t Piss On Me, I’m Already Dead, was released in 2016. This was followed by Egg on face. Foot in mouth. Wriggling Wriggling Wriggling. in 2017 and Wearing Beige On A Grey Day in 2019.
Finally, they released Fist Me ‘til Your Hand Comes Out My Mouth on 1 May 2020 as their final album. Their impending breakup had been announced for some time, with the album’s subject matter heavily involving the tension between Jay and Dan. Both the release of the album as the accompanying farewell tour were heavily impacted by the COVID-19 pandemic.