Crywank - Dan Talking About Crisps
Dan do you wanna do that thing you do?
Erm, I'm gonna tell, uh, an analogy about crisps!
The, um, I was talking about crisps earlier on
And uh, worked out... that they're pretty good for any social situation
And uh, you can get them not only in shops, but
In vending machines
And uh, in very surprising places, and
Th- There's never a moment... that isn't fulfilled without crisps
(Crowd boos)
Fuck you crisps!
Biscuits are better!
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Biography
The band’s first release came about in 2010 with the full length James Is Going To Die Soon. It was then followed up by 2012’s Narcissist On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown and 2013’s aptly named Tour Demos 2013. 2013 also saw the release of Tomorrow Is Nearly Yesterday And Everyday Is Stupid, which saw the band gain more popularity. 2014 followed with the EP Shameless Valentines Money Grab, and the release of some early Crywank demos from 2009-2012.
Their first album properly recorded in a studio, Don’t Piss On Me, I’m Already Dead, was released in 2016. This was followed by Egg on face. Foot in mouth. Wriggling Wriggling Wriggling. in 2017 and Wearing Beige On A Grey Day in 2019.
Finally, they released Fist Me ‘til Your Hand Comes Out My Mouth on 1 May 2020 as their final album. Their impending breakup had been announced for some time, with the album’s subject matter heavily involving the tension between Jay and Dan. Both the release of the album as the accompanying farewell tour were heavily impacted by the COVID-19 pandemic.