Freshy Kanal - Kirby vs. The Very Hungry Caterpillar

★ verse 1: Kirby ★
Hi, i’m Kirby! Journeyed from the planet popstar
I’ll add a dash of protein, throw this insect in my pot
Start to mix it, when i spit it’s like down B, my bars will drop hard
Yeah, I've been popping villains, man, i feel just like a rockstar!

I stop hearts with the flows that I’m coming with
Spitting so sweet, yeah, I know you can stomach it
Your book’s made for kids just to help them read?
Only letters you’re teaching are LSD

Were your badly made scribbles all drafted by children
Too vastly illiterate to handle your gimmick?
Like galactus, i’ll swallow up planets and spit ‘em
The most you can ruin is a family picnic

You’re just another level ! will leave beat (leave beat!)
Mama told me to eat my green greens (green greens!)
Maybe quit chompin’ on the sweet things (sweet things!)
‘cause your only power’s diabetes (‘betes!)

I’ll need less than seven days to leave this little pest erased, yet
All it’ll take is the butt of my shoe and this caterpillar won’t need to play dead

★ verse 2: the very hungry caterpillar ★
In the light of the moon, a little egg lay on a leaf
Then, a hungry little caterpillar awoke to eat this beat

Check it!
I educate tykes on the basics
Takin’ takin’ takin’ 8 bites out of 8-bit
If you wanna be the same size my fame is
Wake up, ‘cause you’re in a bigger dreamland than your game is

Start a fight with all six of these hands?
I’m fly with the dedede raps
I don’t need a power-up to burn this loser
Your home is a nightmare and you’re… Furby Kruger?

Very hungry caterpillar, when it comes to raps, I’m iller
Creepy crawler’s keeping baller and I’ll munch this track for dinner
Smooth like butter and I’m flyest in the room
I rapped harder than you when I was spinning my cocoon

Built like a peach, I could tear through
But, I won’t eat bubblegum that’s already chewed up
Stole my biting just to go and restore it
Call John Kirby, i’m ‘bout to take you to court, kid!

I kill a beat like I’m Triple D, intercontinental legacy
For decades I've been nibbling my little leaf
My job is to educate the toddlers to pick the green
Fifty milly sales; that’s my copy ability

Your poor taste conquers the gourmet chomper
You’re pretty fat for a platform-based hopper
Chewing on the sequels ‘til your vision got lost (nom!)
Even Sakurai could tell that this ball dropped

★ Verse 3: Kirby ★
You must be on crystal shards, yo
‘cause even Eric Carle knows
This consumerist will get booted quick
When I bring out the Marx flows

Your art shows you’re not so special
See bundles of paper all stitched together? Please.
You can bite me where that creepy sun doesn’t shine
Mr. not-so-human-centipede

Too crappy to mimic, your lifespan is squat
If I tried to suck you up, I’d die on the spot
I solely survived world of light before god
Even let there be light in your bible-themed plot

If this caterpillar wants to craft this filler
Then catch me on the streets leaving holes ‘til you’re dead
‘cause when I fire rhymes right back at ya
The USA will have to censor me again

★ verse 4: the very hungry caterpillar ★
Dudes that wrote your plot? musta been drugged up, man
So i’m smokin’ ya Alice in wonderland
You may be fulfilling to gaming beginners but catering to kids?
I’m the pillar!

I’ve heard your vacuum cleaner flows and i can tell they suck
Now you’re just another Kirby that is left collecting dust (what!)

Looks like the cycle of life for Kirby's reached a full stop
‘cause he just got destroyed on the mic
Call that a kirbstomp! (oh!)