South Park - The Christmas poop ????
And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow
But all of those stories seem kind of... gay
Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Small and brown he comes from you
Sit on the toilet here he comes
Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns
A present from down below
Spreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!"
He's seen the love inside of you
Cause he's a piece of poo
Sometimes he's nutty
Sometimes he's corny
He can be brown or greenish brown
(Mmmmhmmm!)
But if you eat fiber on Christmas eve
He might come to your town!
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore, vicariously he loves you!
I can make a Mr. Hankey too! (Pffffft)
Cartman: Well Kyle where is he?
Kyle: Ehh .. He's coming!
Stan: Come on dude, push!
Kyle: Ehhhh... I'm Trying!
Cartman: Wait, wait I can see his head!
Kyle: Here he comes!
★ POP! ★
Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho!
I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Seasons Greetings to all of you!
Let's sing songs and dance and play
Now before I melt away
Here's a game I like to play
Stick me in your mouth and try to say
Howdy ho ho yum yum yum
Christmas Time has come!
Singers: Sometimes He's runny
Sometimes he's firm
Sometimes he practically water
Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass
And won't fall in the toilet
'Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter
And he won't drop off .. and so you shake your ass around
And try to get it to drop in the toilet and finally it does
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
When Christmas leaves he must leave too
Flush him down but he's never gone
His smell and his spirit linger on
Howdy Ho!
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Biography
The duo created a short film called The Spirit of Christmas, featuring early versions of the iconic South Park characters. The short quickly became one of the internet's first viral videos and caught the attention of television production companies. Fox executive Brian Graden asked Parker and Stone to create a Christmas card featuring the characters, which eventually led to the creation of Jesus vs. Santa.
Initially made using paper cutouts and stop motion animation, South Park transitioned to computer animation when it was picked up as a series. One of the most unique aspects of the show is its incredibly fast production timeline, with each episode being produced in just one week. This allows South Park to remain timely and relevant in a way that other animated shows, such as Family Guy and The Simpsons, cannot.
Despite its popularity, South Park has also courted controversy throughout its run. One of the most infamous incidents occurred with the episode "Trapped In The Closet," which satirized Scientology. The episode led to threats from actor Tom Cruise and the departure of voice actor Isaac Hayes, who was a Scientologist. Stone defended the show's satire, stating that they had never received complaints from Hayes about other religious depictions on the show.
South Park's willingness to tackle controversial topics and push the boundaries of satire has cemented its status as a groundbreaking musician in the world of animation. With their sharp wit and fearless approach to humor, South Park continues to entertain audiences and spark important conversations about society and culture.