Rojelio Capone - Story Bout a Bitch

★ intro ★
Hey kids, do you guys want to hear a little story about uh dirty suhdistic, cock-sucking, shit-eating, toilet kissing ass douchebag?

Kids: yessss

Ok, let’s go!

★ v1 ★
Now here a little story boutuh bitch born and raised
You hearin roco bouttuh go loco on duh bae
-pour some coco down in mi voco foh today
-lyrical moco-cruisin mi moto to reggae
-so duh little girl be findin’ work to gain a peso
-she can’t twerk-no strip club would hire duh hoe
-i’m firin’ flow
-tinduh bye-o sayin’ she intuh guys...(yeah)
-but the bitch lied because she told me she’s bi
-where is yo pride
-you switchin’ up sides
-bitchen n bitchen but nevuh fixin’
-only woman known that can’t run a kitchen
-claimin’ she christian but i swear to god she makin’ some advancement
-ask the god given girl about her fuckin six commandment (moan sound)
-oh shit oh god damn it
-and i’m glad i got blue ball
-cause i’d rather not have dragon balled up in her moldy walls
-swimmin’ in draws
-i’d rather rub it raw then on her face cause the bitch fuckin’ pussy smell like skunked-up lace
(ooh)

★ hook ★
Whatchuh gonna say to me ? back duh fuck up
Whatchuh gonna do to me? back duh fuck up
Bitches ain’t shit, so don’t fall my guy
Donchu try to lie you best back duh fuck up



★ v2 ★
Now back duh fuck up
-click clack and buck out
-get snuffed the fuck out
-walk with yo dick out and slap a bitch the fuck out
-no doubt this one goes out to all you trout ass

(beat stops)
Girl: shut the fuck up talkin’ like you gangstuh and shit on these queen ass women you little virgin ass small dick mothuh fuckuh!
(meanwhile in background)
Me: ayo, who let this hoe ass bitch into the studio while i’m recording?! someone get her little hoe ass on outtuh here...

Girl: got no money, no expensive jays, ain’t got no chains, no ice you little-
*gunshot*

(beat continues)
Me: yo what the fuck?! i didn’t say to kill the chica what the fuck?! fuckin’ dumbass you know we finna get locked up fo-
(meanwhile the girl is still talking)
Girl: oh imma beat yo little monkey punk ass for thinking you can just cut me off like that!
Me: ahhh she’s still alive! no manches a madre guey

*3 more gunshots ensue*

★ hook ★

★ v3 ★
Nevuh be me, have my homie jack a dime my money
-but the bitches honey did and they still friends
-funny (beat pauses before word is said then resumes after)
-do you... fuh-ckin’ learn(pause before learn and resume music same for word dense)
-are you.. fuh-kin dense cause you still friends with one bitch who robbed yo common sense
-no suspense can tell how dense this frail little bitch is really-well-oh shit-ok-oh well
-you trynna have a man and kids but you conceited
-then yo slick ass really hid the fact you fuckin’ cheated
-now go beat it with that “good girl talk”
-and shit walks cause you just a hood good girl ridin every cock
-get jacked n jocked
-clocked n tollow
-hard to follow
-you can take my rhyme scheme bitch and go swallow
-unh...
-break it down, spittin’ mad facts jack up on this clap back
-bitch you nevuh was thicc-just real fat
-mad facts
-i’m kickin’ mad raps-the bad bap on you bitch
-you bettuh go get a clu quick-cause yo cru is thru bitch (gunshot)

★ hook ★

★ outro ★
*voicemail sound effect*
I see you little bitch...callin’ yo self a princess and shit-like bitch the only princess you is cindersmella with yo three hoe sistuhz. i don’t give a damn if you man or woman...don’t try to mothuh fuckin’ waste my time you little sack busting, piss swimming, big nose hand jobbing mothu-
*voicemail sound cuts it off*