Andrew Huang - Graham the Polar Bear Vs. Henry the Unicorn

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Intro
There's unicorns, they’re fightin' polar bears, all over the place, cause that's just how they do it! And this is how we do it, know what I mean? Alright G, hit me with that verse

Verse
Henry the unicorn was just over there
Taking a walk, when he met Graham the polar bear
And it’s common fact, as you all should know
That unicorns and bears have fought since long ago
But yo, Henry worked out - he was fit -
And Graham's style was thinner than an 808 drum kit
Now what went down, you could hardly call a battle
It's like Henry was the slaughterhouse to Graham's cattle
Or it's like, Henry was a magical unicorn
And he stabbed Graham with his horn
Peace

Outro
And Henry the unicorn, he trotted along the road
He went back to his abode
With Graham the bear impaled upon his horn

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Andrew Huang is a musician and a producer from Toronto, notable for creating music with unconventional items, such as paper or samples of the sound of a comet recorded by NASA. His many albums are made in various different genres. He produces and writes most of his songs, showing that he has musical and lyrical talent.

Before Andrew started publishing his music under his own name, he used many pseudonyms, including ‘Songstowearpantsto’, ‘Your Heart’, ‘Girl’, ‘Spokesman’, ‘The Cloud’, ‘Ghostface Kilobyte’, and ‘VS’. He initially used his website songtowearpantsto as a platform, where he published silly songs based on viewer suggestions. After he started his YouTube account, ‘songstowearpantsto,’ Andrew gained momentum with his viral video Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows, which kickstarted his YouTube career. Wanting to create a more serious online presence as a musician, he then changed his YouTube channel name to “ANDREW HUANG,” and made a new Bandcamp page of the same name featuring most of his previously published serious songs.