Terrible rap battles of comic sans Monokuma Vs The annoying orange Begin!
Monokuma: I am monokuma and i’m your headmaster Here to blend a delectable drink to have with my next platter Bite your tongue, kiddo, it’s way past nya nya time You’ll find this battle’s like the dictionary, orange’s got no rhymes So i’ve got my dukes up Flow smooth like butter - mondokuma I’ll block your sound like a deluxe room Leave you spinning like a pinwheel pinwheel pinwheel of doom This orange killer’s the most socially inept in his whole dang kitchen Passion fruit gets your juices flowing? you’re an oj simp, son It’s just so sad that you’re a heel, with all your pals made diet meals In modеrn times, you can not deal cause now you’vе lost all your a-peel Broadcasting killing games to leave the flames of hope extinguished But thinking about it now, i should’ve just went with your show on cn Annoying orange: Awww, a teddy! hahahaha, nice diss, bear But i’ve felt more despair hanging out with this pear! (hey!) So zip it bout your stupid little saga only suiting little toddlers They should call it dangan-romper (hahaha, drop it) Ayo it’s ao, with the great flows straight from dane boe On the kitchen sink, i’ll be spitting seeds cause i kill the beat, so just lay low I’m packing more flavor than a bag of cuties You perv on kids worse than an ad for cuties Your case 3s are the only thing tragic, koomy Oh no, wear a mask for his magic cooties! Your verse is an ultimate punishment but all your crushing’s the dj’s hopes Sitting and watching the mayhem but all that you’re maiming’s your va’s throats Your little cubs should get ready to write your mono-file Cause now you’ll get a taste of my kitchen, orange nya nya style In rankings, you can barely make top ten (nya nya) Like who cares what enoshima’s loose sock says (nya nya) Call it orange fever, i’m sick with a diss So treat me like you and lick up my kids (nya nya) All your plans to defeat hope, got crushed by a little alter ego I guess it’s true what they say - never meet chihiros (hahaha)
Kurokuma: And they i say i talk too much, ha, let’s put this to rest!
Shirokuma: Can’t stand the heat inside the kitchen? The monokubs: Then get burned like celeste!
Monokuma: Skrrrt Comparing apple trees to oranges, it’s shocking how far you’ve fallen But you can just ask komaru - i’m balling What happened to you, kiddo? i mean your view count “wazzup” But your whole crew- -crew? like among us? hahahahaha -just shut up! I’ve had it with your insufferable rhymes So let’s give it all we got, it’s punishment time When it comes to the kitchen’s biggest weirdos, even teruteru’s not as abhorrent Because i’ve been torturing violent knife-equipped psychopaths like it’s just clockwork, orange This ain’t a jigsaw trap, talk back and it’ll cost you your life So let me give you some pointers because i’m sharp as a knife I’ll take your happy appy sausage party brain destroying channel and i’ll have it canceled Leave an orange strung up like hiyoko, ripping my way through this midget asshole So be glad that i’m putting an end to your shit, buster I’ll be bombarding your carcass with bars like a body has been diss covered
Annoying orange: This is your lesson, huh? then let me ask this How’d an ai run by junko go out of fashion Today your fangans are the only reason that people stick So treat your efforts like one of them - cease and desist I left my mark on the internet, you’re a virus gone out of control Better call you liam the leprechaun, cause you’re losing the gold I know your mastermind’s struggling to get it together But hey, it wouldn’t be the first time she was crushed under pressure
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Benjamin, better known online as Snakebite126 or Benny, is the main writer of Epic Rap Battle Parodies, video actor, rapper, and editor who joined the Epic Rap Battle Parodies crew in mid-2020. He is the creator of his own series of rap battles titled Terrible Rap Battles of Comic Sans, which is mostly jocular, while also somewhat serious.