★ intro ★ Terrible rap battles of comic sans Fuyuhiko kuzuryu Vs The boss baby Begin
★ verse 1: fuyuhiko kuzuryu ★ Name’s fuyuhiko kuzuryu; bitch! I’m a fucking gangster! True yakuza, shoot right through ya You’re in fucking danger! This shithead’s met a dead end Now i’m taking ya to school, call it teded Ain’t here to change your pampies, i’ll get to dropping bodies Cause when it comes to nannies, i’m more like fucking maki! Your work ethic is just something i can’t admire Sucking up to higher-ups like they’re your damn pacifier! Junko forced our whole class to watch chiaki’s death and It still brought less despair than your original on netflix! I’m more stonе-faced than fucking munakata So drop the poker facе lady googoogahgah! Or i’ll drop a diss right on top a bitch and like your oscar win I’m fucking robbing this! ★ verse 1: the boss baby ★ Ooh, would you look at that? It’s the scary danganronpa man! Get real, they have a subdivision in baby corp. dedicated to all your fans! (yuh!) Each of your games is built from the same model; Franchise so formulaic it’d fit in my dang bottle! The moment that i popped in the womb, baby i balled in it! I’ll win by more than a hair kid, i’mma bald-win it! Bring your whole clan and let’s get down to business Yeah, the company i’m reppin’s used to putting down bitches Stacking layers of dough, dine on high class placenta Rock armani drip, leaving ya dripping magenta Slim shady with an eye-patch won’t be a challenge Dressing like a pirate; gomez addams! I won’t be forgiving your horrible temper, cause i’m more heavy metal than your choice of a weapon So don’t get too close when you’re stepping! I’m the b-o-s-s, feel no stress, best hold your defenses And that trashy written love story arc left you killed, bro Seems peko left you with twilight syndrome! And uh… while you were bearing all the pain and trauma with the abrasions caused from all your time as head of the yakuza Well, i uh… took your baby mama, pekoyama, showed her where babies come from Put her to rest harder than monokuma
★ verse 2: fuyuhiko kuzuryu ★ Talk about peko like that again… and i’ll nash your fucking teeth in! Let’s see how much you wanna talk shit when i put my damn feet in this fetus, i leave him defeated And dropped on a doorstep, and once i render you an orphan How about i do what your parents should’ve and make this track your abortion! This is one tape you’ll wish never gets played back, son; You’re getting milked so hard, no wonder francis can’t stand ya! I dodged a bullet; got my death swapped, case 3, pre-production Your film dodged a bullet dropping spacey before he touched it! My kin taught me discipline, you got spoiled and pampered I’d beat the shit jokes out ya, little kid, just to teach you some manners! I guess i’m just too old to get your appeal, sorry But you scream disaster more than a gender reveal party! ★ verse 2: the boss baby ★ I’m tryna wrap my head around you but… i can’t tell what carries more weight: Your shoulders from all your losses or… the swimsuit that caved your sister’s face! God damn, baby numbnuts, how ‘bout you stop your whining? Your lyrics are just nonsense: jabberwock-y island I’d take out your last eye but you’re already so blind While i’m a bhad bhabie, so catch me outside! Talking to me, well you oughta get beat and get blown off of the scene like it’s nagito’s dreams! I’m so fly and i’m killing this mic So watch this blackened bird leave you dead in the night
★ outro ★ Who won? Who’s next? We decide Terrible rap battles of comic sans
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Benjamin, better known online as Snakebite126 or Benny, is the main writer of Epic Rap Battle Parodies, video actor, rapper, and editor who joined the Epic Rap Battle Parodies crew in mid-2020. He is the creator of his own series of rap battles titled Terrible Rap Battles of Comic Sans, which is mostly jocular, while also somewhat serious.