Freshy Kanal - Bob the Builder vs. Thomas the Tank Engine

★ Intro ★
Rap Battle
Bob the Builder
Vs
Thomas the Tank Engine
Begin!

★ Bob ★
Rapping issues? Can we fix it? Tell me, man
I'm not Obama, but yes, we can!
I'll build up a rhyme that you've never seen before
My head's a freaking turtle while you smoke like a weed whore
'Cause I have the crack up my ass and I'mma use it, choose it
Because I have rapping skills that are really lit!
(Bitch! x5)
Laughing my ass off, eat my shit
Who won this blocky battle? I don't care if you are tall
'Yo mama is like my neighbor... BALD!
Like I said, I'm 100% on crack
You're like a train of stolen knowledge getting knocked right off the tracks

★ Thomas ★
Step aside, or I'll hit you with my bars
Think twice before you're rude to me, right Lars?!
Choo choo, motherfucker
I'm puffin' in hot
Eat my grandparents and take your best shot
X won't give it to ya', you are a hater
I bet you had an internship at Fuckin' Mario Maker™
I'm a pro, like you would even know
Yo' Bob, your nipples are icecream cones
Bob the Builder? Just get a fucking job
But when it comes to rapping- shut the fuck up
Call me your series, because I'm fucking dumb
Get out of here or I'll @ everyone

★ Bob ★
Oh god, I wanna' kill myself
Please let me die
You already dropped the fork with your animation style
I'm the best Gravity Falls antagonist you've ever seen
Even with a blunt and Doritos you'll still be found as a rusty McQueen

★ Thomas ★
You told me to drop the fork?
You already dropped the mic
And I'm not Primetech... psyche!
Bob the Builder? More like Bob the Nothing, am I right?
And build a wall to keep you Mexican out like Dora

★ Television ★
Dora!
Boots!
Come on, Dora

★ Kid ★
What'd you fucking say?!
Shut the fuck up!

★ Dora ★
They call me Mista, so disstracking in rap battles I'm bitch-slapping
Lemme' teach ya' how to speak a little Spanish
And then wait a year for your answer to make you vanish!
You are a chigga chigga, while I am much bigga' bigga'
Wanna' be a wigga wigga when you push my trigger triggered
Rhymes are sicker than the fox that is trying to whoop me
You lost this battle, bitch, lick my tootsies

★ Outro ★
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide
RAP BATTLE!

Freshy Kanal is a German YouTuber and music producer known primarily for his rap battles pinning various characters and pop figures against each other. His most popular battle, “Monika vs. Harley Quinn” has gained over 1.5 million views and boosted the followings for him and many of the people involved.

Freshy Kanal is a big fan of Epic Rap Battles of History, who are known for pioneering rap battles between pop figures on YouTube. He also likes music from various genres, including rap, orchestral music, and songs from musicals. Freshy’s earliest videos are live recordings of an ERB concert in Amsterdam, but didn’t upload his first rap battle, “Freddy Fazbear vs Mr. Bear”, until 2017. His third rap battle, “Angry Birds vs Best Fiends” has gained over 100K views, and most likely the success of this battle spurred Freshy to create more.