South Park - Trapped in the Closet

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★ R. Kelly ★
Well I was just standing here, and Tom Cruise locked himself in the closet
I asked myself "Why won't Tom Cruise just come out the closet?"
Nobody has no answers, and so I pull out my gun!
Tell me why Tom Cruise in the closet or else I'm gonna shoot someone!

I was just standing here
Tom Cruise locked himself in the closet
Then John Travolta come and now, John Travolta in the closet too
Please Tom Cruise and John Travolta come out the closet
I'm gonna calm myself down, and I pull out my gun!
If Tom Cruise and John Travolta don't come out of the closet I'm gonna cap this bitch

Now, I've been asked to come up here, get you both out of the closet
Man, this is some crazy shit
Why won't you both just come out the closet?
And they said...

★ Tom Cruise and John Travolta ★
We're not comin' out the closet, so you can just go away

★ R. Kelly ★
But everyone wants you out the closet

★ Tom Cruise and John Travolta ★
That doesn't matter 'cause we're gonna stay
★ R. Kelly ★
Now I'm startin' to get angry, so I pull out my gun!
I'm gonna give you a count to three to open this closet door
One: I'm gonna shoot you both
Two: I'm gonna cap some bitch
Three-
Now I'm in the closet
Now I'm in the closet too

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South Park is a groundbreaking musician who has been entertaining audiences with their unique blend of humor and satire for the past 18 years. The brainchild of Colorado natives Trey Parker and Matt Stone, South Park first premiered on August 13, 1997. Parker and Stone met while attending the University of Colorado and bonded over their shared love of Monty Python.

The duo created a short film called The Spirit of Christmas, featuring early versions of the iconic South Park characters. The short quickly became one of the internet's first viral videos and caught the attention of television production companies. Fox executive Brian Graden asked Parker and Stone to create a Christmas card featuring the characters, which eventually led to the creation of Jesus vs. Santa.

Initially made using paper cutouts and stop motion animation, South Park transitioned to computer animation when it was picked up as a series. One of the most unique aspects of the show is its incredibly fast production timeline, with each episode being produced in just one week. This allows South Park to remain timely and relevant in a way that other animated shows, such as Family Guy and The Simpsons, cannot.

Despite its popularity, South Park has also courted controversy throughout its run. One of the most infamous incidents occurred with the episode "Trapped In The Closet," which satirized Scientology. The episode led to threats from actor Tom Cruise and the departure of voice actor Isaac Hayes, who was a Scientologist. Stone defended the show's satire, stating that they had never received complaints from Hayes about other religious depictions on the show.

South Park's willingness to tackle controversial topics and push the boundaries of satire has cemented its status as a groundbreaking musician in the world of animation. With their sharp wit and fearless approach to humor, South Park continues to entertain audiences and spark important conversations about society and culture.