Terrible rap battles of comic sans Sheldon cooper Versus Alexander hamilton Begin
Sheldon: Im sheldon cooper, im a super dooper trooper 'bout to beat this oompa loompa party poopin' junior loser You might have invented economies & been a founding father But im from the big brain theory, im much smarter, so why bother? I run fast like the flash on this track, you make me laugh Now i'll sclaff this staph in half like a giraffe You can call me bill o' reilly when i'm spitting this fire Because i'm in a league of legends, but you're just a liar My fanbase is more intellectual than rick and morty's But this anachronism's been irrelevant since the 1840s! My show ended with a big bang, yours ended with a small bang (lol noob! you got owned!) You didn't hit burr at all? dang! You idiotic imbecile, acidic like amino I run this choochoo train rap track, so call me c-lo! Its sheldon cooper who's got the zingas Now its time to lose to hamilton, bazinga!
Alexander: Bazinga? ha! your creditkarma's out of date, dear So i'll bite my thumb at this knave like william shakespeare Alexander is not pandering to any lowlife adams, kid You won't be able to handle this, my alexander raps are sick! We all know you're just 20% off like a rap coupon That explains why you 100% ripped of jimmy neutron I got a dope show on broadway, it be very musi-cool! So step back, i'm well renowned when it comes to winning duels I beat up thomas jefferson, i'm the benevolent president Who didn't kill that man because you don't have any evidence I got milk, bro, and you know that i'm quite the scholar So bare witness to my sexy face on 10 dollars Sheldon: Uhm...actually, your lyrics are unfactual You're despised by everybody! You won't live long and may the force be with you Because i know brain karate! Roses are red, violets are of a red-blue hue You can't talk about jimmy neutron You're just sodium chloride-y that i'm on the news We know you're a communist Because you said you identify as a federalist You look mad, i can tell you're on your periodic table of elements Im batman! you're just a wifecheater, while im the one who knocks! You might have sung your shot, but you can never have my spot!
Alexander: My initials are a.h. because i'll make you scream if you try to roast me I bring the toasty rhymes, i'll beat you like i beat satoshi! I watched that movie, home, though Why'd you voice oh, bro? You're obsessed with train conducting so much, i'll call you jojo! Your show, fun with flags, will get flagged for copyright infringement Your whole show show should be taken down for copyright incringement When young sheldon started, my tv was not even on Thats how much the sheldon cooper sucks at making shows
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Benjamin, better known online as Snakebite126 or Benny, is the main writer of Epic Rap Battle Parodies, video actor, rapper, and editor who joined the Epic Rap Battle Parodies crew in mid-2020. He is the creator of his own series of rap battles titled Terrible Rap Battles of Comic Sans, which is mostly jocular, while also somewhat serious.