★ verse 1: will smith ★ The name's chris rock. i'm about to bring the smackdown I might call you "puss", 'cause you'll have a panic attack now Back down, i'm about to get mad angry Look me in the eyes and tell me: "are you messing with me?" (ooooo) Homicide or not, these rumors are really odd What are you, some kind of suicide fraud? They call me the fresh prince; i royally rock the mic But i'll leave your ass like chris; how's that for a starry night?
★ verse 2: vincent van gogh & depression ★ My name is vince the paintеr. i'm glad to see you with me Got some secrеts of my own, but let's just let it be Heart of an artist. bitch, i'm going hardest You might make me sad, but my art's better when i'm depressed Shut the fuck up, van gogh. go back to making paintings You'll never match the cash or rap attacks that will is making Hiding and covering up, the truth is not a serve You thought that you were cooking? i'll make you eat your words!
★ bridge: will smith & vincent van gogh ★ Keep my wife's name out of your fucking mouth! Well, about that, will I'm sorry, will I'm fucking her now ★ verse 3: jada pinkett smith, will smith & depression ★ That's right, will. i'm afraid that it's true I've been sleeping with van gogh and loving it, too While, i stand by my acts done behind these doors There are two sides of the story; so let me hear yours Jada! how dare you forsake me like this?! Think about the effect this will have on our kiss! It seems like smith is letting those bitches slack off I'll be at your funeral, laughing my ass off!
★ verse 4: will smith ★ Shut up! you're giving me a fucking migrane, you cunt If i wanted to listed to depression rap, i'd put some ka-- If i wanted to listed to depression rap, i'd put some kid cudi on This next verse took a whole year to make happen 'cause whenever i'm not thinking of lyrics... i'm rapping them! Don't fuck with will smith, might kill a bitch Don't rock with this? i'm pissed, you prick You dick, you foe, you make me sick You just got dissed by the fresh prince *standing ovation*
★ verse 5: vincent van gogh ★ If i could interject with a few thoughts of my own I understand that you're scared, but you don't have to go through this alone I'm worried about your mental health, and how you duck my calls Is it really a wonder that your wife went to suck my balls? Peace and tolerance are the true tenants to a happy life So, while i symphatise with your pain, depression is not how i want to live my life Thank you for your time, will. i hope you learn to overcome your doubts I'll be taking my leave through this door now; van "gogh" out ★ outro: jaden smith, terminator, announcer, & professor koelpin (jared natsis) ★ Yes, i might be gay, but i could still get more pussy than you Hey guys i-- (said that i would be back later...) Professor koelpin! If you're lookin' for a battle, you picked the wrong prof You don't know what happens when koelpin gets ticked off I'm rappin' real subjects, so you can take a walk I teach history and religion, you teach... how to t-- (*autotuned baby cry*) (wraagh!! oh, shi-- wraaaghh!!)
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