I am not amused, nor am I entertained If I want a broom, I'll fetch the maid To sweep up this wizard of oozing The moment they forecast a spell of rain
I've been reigning non-stop, you're a coward Who waited with monkeys on top of a tower So now you've a stench like some jabberwocky droppings How about you be a doll and go pop in a shower?
Your hatter is madder than usual That whole traffic cone cap you don't suit at all You can't value your head, you're so damn executable Even came dressed for your funeral
Now, here's the hottеst tea you could fill a teapot with Went from modеsty to the scary poppins You're the one broad who can stand next to Harry Osborn And look lots more like a Green Goblin
★ v.2 - Wicked Witch of the West ★
You've dealt a band hand with those atrocious rhymes, so hit me! Man, I'm wicked, but your tyranny's not going to fly, my pretty This time the witch will do the burning in a rap battle, I flame non-stop With the fire to make you crispy when I snap, cackle, and then pop off Alice should give you the bottle instead You need a shrink since you're off with your head Like a rose I can paint your whole body in red But they ain't got an axe that could chop through your neck
Step to my pentagram, with a pen in hand Cue the temper tantrum - you're a petty brat It's so funny your country is named so apt I'm wondering if your punches will ever land
Don't you come for my monkey huntsman When you're undercut by a munchkin husband Who frees citizens from your dusty dungeon He's tweedle dinky: you're the tweedle dumb one
I'm surprised that crown even fits at all You looked less round on my crystal ball Shut that pie hole amidst this brawl Before somebody might trip and fall
★ v.3 - Queen of Hearts ★
I get the crowd loud when I'm picked as a spitter Bring the house down, you'll get squished like your sister Finish foul-mouthing, freak frivolous fibber Or have it gouged out, like it is a tongue twister Who is the most inconsistently written whack villain in fiction I think it's the fraud with the slippers Is that fake wizard your dad or a fling that you kissed then? You freudian slipper!
Don't toy with me, bitch! I got a kingdom: I run unopposed Your soldiers rejoiced when you split It wasn't a secret they hated you Doesn't take much to go under that nose
You look like an ugly Fiona Except you've been stuck as the ogre Just make a potion and it might've been fine in 1939 But in today's climate you're still aquaphobic?
NO NO NO! That's not how I wanted it! Throw those roses and plant me some poppy seeds 'Cuz I'd rather nod off to sleep You may only defy gravity, not the queen!
How wicked, it's your bitter end There's no fake out, after this your dead Let us sing songs, while she's ripped to shreds Off with, ding dong - the Witch's head!
★ v.4 - Wicked Witch of the West ★ There's no lady as lazy as Bridget is If you could, you would probably make the flamingo spit Going through hoops, and you're still never winning this And you aren't getting past me, I'm no Wicket witch
Governed by hearsay, your man should abort ship Don't hear what he says: it's kangaroo courtship "My pretty" is simply too generous, you are my Hideous-blob-on-the-brink-of-divorcing
How bizarre, with a thousand of lousy guards All I'd lose is a round of hearts No twister to rip her grounds apart I can huff and puff to down your house of cards
You and that menace Toto act the same You both then became a damn basket case Though you lack any bite, you explode with rage And only can choke on that cone of shame
So let them eat tarts or that head will loosen From french pastries to french revolution You entered a threat but then left a doofus You're destined to fail in execution
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Freshy Kanal
Freshy Kanal is a German YouTuber and music producer known primarily for his rap battles pinning various characters and pop figures against each other. His most popular battle, “Monika vs. Harley Quinn” has gained over 1.5 million views and boosted the followings for him and many of the people involved.
Freshy Kanal is a big fan of Epic Rap Battles of History, who are known for pioneering rap battles between pop figures on YouTube. He also likes music from various genres, including rap, orchestral music, and songs from musicals. Freshy’s earliest videos are live recordings of an ERB concert in Amsterdam, but didn’t upload his first rap battle, “Freddy Fazbear vs Mr. Bear”, until 2017. His third rap battle, “Angry Birds vs Best Fiends” has gained over 100K views, and most likely the success of this battle spurred Freshy to create more.