To Rate★ Verse 1 ★
I just signed a record deal with a
Label called Discord Records
But now I'm starting to regret it
I'm already wishing that I had
Checked it
The record manager, whose
Name is Walker
Is an obnoxiously loud talker
And he's constantly bossing me around
He's also trying to change my
Sound
The label is making me
Collaborate with a rapper whose
Name is Lil Man
I've heard some of his songs
Before, and trust me, I'm not a
Fan
★ Chorus ★
Van sure knows what I'm going
Through now
Prince sure knows what I'm
Going through now
Billy sure knows what I'm going
Through now
I've gotta get out of this contract
Somehow
John surе knows what I'm going
Through now
Neil sure knows what I'm going
Through now
Tommy sure knows what I'm
Going through now
I'vе gotta get out of this record
Contract somehow
★ Verse 2 ★
The label is taking 90 percent of
All the money I make
The label is also trying to get me
To change my name
They're trying to force me to
Wear pink heels
But I'm not doing that, let's get
Real
They're trying to make me eat
Lima beans for every meal
But I'm not doing that, let's get
Real
When I refused the label's
Demands
About the heels, the lima beans
And Lil Man
Walker was visibly irate
He screamed at me, and he was
Red in the face
★ Chorus ★
Van sure knows what I'm going
Through now
Prince sure knows what I'm
Going through now
Billy sure knows what I'm going
Through now
I've gotta get out of this contract
Somehow
John sure knows what I'm going
Through now
Neil sure knows what I'm going
Through now
Tommy sure knows what I'm
Going through now
I've gotta get out of this record
Contract somehow
★ Bridge ★
In order to get out of this contract
I've been told as a matter of fact
I need to give them 45 songs
Before I can move along
I've got a better contract offer
With another label called Zune
So I'll do what Discord Records is
Demanding
I'm gonna give them 45 tunes!
★ Verse 3 ★
All of them will be one minute long
They will all be the exact same song
Same chords, same lyrics, oh wow!
I'm gonna get out of this contract right
Now
The label didn't tell me the songs had to
Be
All different, so as you see
I've found a loophole, a way to get out
I'm gonna get out of this record contract
Right now!
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