★ Verse 1 ★ I don't care much for politics 'Cause I'm a paleontologist But this year I'm so excited to see Two individuals who represent me Both these options are fantastic Never seen two men so Jurassic Either way, we get a dinosaur for president
★ Chorus ★ All I want is a dinosaur for president Giant reptile to lead us all and represent Someone who would stick his neck out for us Who better than a brontosaurus?
★ Verse 2 ★ Forget about the wars in the Middle East When your defense secretary is a beast! Ukraine can get back where it was at Putin can suck our tyrannosaurus-sack! Maybe an air force could be more tactile If they were run by a pterodactyl Speaker of the House has always been a flop It's time that we try-ceratops!
★ Bridge ★ We need truth, someone to inform us Never heard a lie from a spinosaurus So it's for us! ★ Chrous ★ All I want is a dinosaur for president Giant reptile to lead us all and represent We'll be so much cooler than France When we have a T-rex-ecutive branch!
2Krispii - Going to Hell in a Little Black Dress {Verse 1} Men should be men, ladies should be ladies Life's only purpose is to make more babies Life's only purpose is to make more people Normal people, stay in
2Krispii - Dinosaur for President {Verse 1} I don't care much for politics 'Cause I'm a paleontologist But this year I'm so excited to see Two individuals who represent me Both these