When i was just a little boy, mom and dad had a plan Took me to the theater, popcorn in my hand The screen lit up with magic, everyone in awe But i saw something different, something raw
E.t. with his glowing heart, his finger in the air Everyone saw a friend, but i saw a nightmare I tried to look away, but the image stayed so strong I knew that night, something would go wrong
That night i lay there shivering As shadows danced upon my wall I closed my eyes, tried to forget But then i heard a haunting call
In my dream, he crept inside With glowing eyes and fingers long Missy barked, then fell silent In the maw of that beast, she was gone
E.t. ate my dog! I swear it's true! That night i dreamed, and the nightmare grew! Missy was gone, vanished without a trace -- I saw her slurped inside that monster's face! I woke up screaming, called for my folks They rushed in, turned on the light "it's just a dream," they said to me "everything will be alright."
But missy’s bed was empty Her collar on the floor We searched the house, we searched the yard But we never saw her anymore
E.t. ate my dog! I swear it's true! That night i dreamed, and the nightmare grew! Missy was gone, vanished without a trace -- I saw her slurped inside that monster's face!
Now i’m grown, and i still recall The terror from that night E.t.’s face on tv screens Still fills me with fright
My parents say it’s silly A movie can’t eat your dog But i know what i saw that night And the memory’s like a fog E.t. ate my dog! I swear it's true! That night i dreamed, and the nightmare grew! Missy was gone, vanished without a trace -- I saw her slurped inside that monster's face!
So if you see that alien With his glowing heart so kind Remember my poor missy And the peace i’ll never find
E.t. ate my dog, oh no It's a story i can't deny Missy, my dear, wherever you are I hope you’re chasing stars in the sky!
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