Snakebite126 - Jacket vs The Batter

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Intro: SnakeBite126
Snakebite Rap Battles
Jacket
Versus
The Batter
Begin!

Verse 1: Jacket (Alex M.)
Name's Jacket, don’t get it mistaken
The silence is only the first thing I'll be breaking
Off the bat, I'll OFF the Batter and then lick what’s left off my bat like cake mix!
Already stood a damn trial so what's one more conviction
When your Judge watches me crack down on his Jehovah's witness?
Stop acting like it's some holy mission to make those phantoms bleed
You're as high off crushing corpses as those dudes in Enoch's factory
Prehistoric bitch who dug these bones up from old Tumblr forums?
Unscrap the RPG let's see if this RPG finally blows up
It's Jacket blasting down waves and nasty with style
They call you Batter after the way you beat down on your child

Verse 2: The Batter (Rosenthal)
I cleanse the world of its dirt and grime
We were all done a favor when your hooker of a girlfriend died
Get a grip or you’ll be quaking like I’m Richter
Once again this ends with you takin' out the Picture
The deranged man who’s named after his main outfit
Got locked away now so they'll have to change that to Straight-jacket
Don't need Alpha or Epsilon to smelt ya'
Worthless frat jock fits more with Phi Delta
Blasted Russians once you got a scam number’s 50 Blessings
I purify the world, what's your aim? Ethnic cleansing?
But here's some real advice on what to do with your lost mind
Wrap the phone around your neck like it's a Suicide Hotline
Bridge: Jacket (Alex M.)
Do you know what time it is?

Verse 3: Jacket (Alex M.)
You don't want the static
I grab the bat and go batshit
Make you see black semi-automatic
The Switch you get OFFed with's a Glock attachment (Aye, aye!)
The spectre hater's just a spectator
Be real!
Let's the player run and hide behind his actions like a meat shield!
Who you think you're dealing with?
Not Zacharie fuck animal masks I'm Dedan, bitch
I'll clear you on any floor man, want this smoke? Then you can breathe it in
Turning that bedroom into a Red Room
And your eyes? I'm seeing the fear in them
Leave your head with more trauma than you deal your kid
Killed your Queen because she'd rather leave than raise her son
No desserts that girl just deserts you
Home run!

Verse 4: The Batter (Rosenthal)
Doesn't matter how many Russian bosses you're boss rushing while knocked out
Can't change the fact you've been losing hairs since you lost Beard in the fallout
I won't let you speak on integrity when you came up purifying warzones
You're a vet who reeks of PTSD and can't cleanse himself of his own ghosts
And everything you ever fought for in your worthless life
You watched get bombed to mere ash before your dirty eyes
All while you sat in your finale trapped serving time
As the last bits of Miami were purified
Outro: SnakeBite126
Who won?
Who's next?
You decided!
Snakebite Rap Battles!

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