★ intro ★ *iced_jules stands on stage, shivering nervously, preparing to perform live* *crowd begins chanting* *iced_jules starts to sweat and hyperventilate under the pressure* *chanting grows louder* *tears form in iced_jules’ eyes, and the mic slips from his trembling hand* Crowd: get this loser off stage!!! *crowd starts to boo* *iced_jules, in tears, turns and runs off the stage, revealing a large brown stain on the back of his pants* *crowd laughs, boos, and mocks him* *suddenly, a huge creature emerges on stage, picking up the mic that iced_jules dropped* Monster: who's ready for an actual concert!? *crowd erupts in excitement*
★ verse ★ You can call yourself icy, but i have much cooler lines So fuck off with your elementary schoolyard rhymes Said i’m pushing 3 feet? thanks for describing my dick Because the only thing i’m pushing 3 feet in is your bitch I’m a legitimate thug, a real g, i back up all my talk You’ll see red on the street, and you’ll scream “he got our block!” I got bigger issues to take care of, so bitch, get off my cock You should watch the time asshole, you ain’t on my clock You have the attitude of a damp sponge and the bars to match No woman has ever touched you from your dick to your ass If a female even looked at you, you’d probably collapse But you’re poor as shit, that’s why you’ve never felt a rack Iced_jules don’t got iced jewels, he a motherfucking poser Even if he stood on my fucking head, he’d still be lower This bitch broke as shit, that’s why he’s such a loner He should just surrender and accept me as his owner ★ chorus ★ Now lemme hear you say “iced_jules is a bum” Now lemme hear you say “iced_jules is a bum” Now lemme hear you say “iced_jules is a bum” Now lemme hear you say “iced_jules is a bum”
★ verse 2 ★ You’re an ice whore, an eyesore, you suck and you’re unpopular That’s why your mom had a thermometer turn on in her Because i fucked that horny slut and jumpstarted her heart monitor She choked and gagged on my dick, yeah the bitch a vomiter Shawty got dsls just like your fucking profile picture Bitch i’m a cannibal, and i’ve selected you as my next dinner Got a smith and wesson rifle, finger on the pin, pull the trigger Organ-ize your guts, then i begin feasting on your liver Cause you yap, you cap, you don’t rap, and that’s that But i have a knack for stacking facts and cracking the wack I’m running laps, won’t see me slack, so bitch throw it back But i ain’t talkin bout catch, nah i’m talkin bout ass
★ chorus ★ Now lemme hear you say “iced_jules is a bum” Now lemme hear you say “iced_jules is a bum” Now lemme hear you say “iced_jules is a bum” Now lemme hear you say “iced_jules is a bum” ★ verse 3 ★ You’re iced up cause you ain’t about the heat, like cold oatmeal Claiming you a savage but you're average, you have no skill Thinking you’re a king, only crown you wear is from a toy chest I’m should be a fucking exterminator the way i destroy pests You use #2 pencils because shit is all that you write Your disses are crap, yeah they’re reflections of your life And i’m boutta take a dump on you, treat you like a squat toilet Log so large your throat won’t be able to hold it And this shit is all natural, laxatives ain’t allowed Never get lyrical constipation, i just squirt this shit out Turned the toilet water brown because my drip’s so hard Dirty ring surrounding the water like the coast guard You belong in a waste treatment plant with all the other garbage So i’m flushing you like the condom i fucked your mom with I fertilized that fuckin prostitute, yeah, manure Your destiny is to end up in the depths of the sewer
★ chorus ★ Now lemme hear you say “iced_jules is a bum” Now lemme hear you say “iced_jules is a bum” Now lemme hear you say “iced_jules is a bum” Now lemme hear you say “iced_jules is a bum”
WEALTHMASTA - You’re The Problem Listen up, because you desperately need to hear this You’re a terrible fucking person, and you honestly should fear this You really thought you could take us? Your brain must have a leak
WEALTHMASTA - Dead Meat {Intro: WEALTHMASTA} Yeah bitches, back that ass up for WEALTHMASTA and CannonBlast2 {Chorus: WEALTHMASTA} You should just give up, cause your skills are
WEALTHMASTA - Spaced Out {Verse} I’m boutta demolish this fuckin degenerate cosmic queer This bitch could fit a planet in the emptiness between his ears Dissing the X Factor is the biggest mistake
WEALTHMASTA - You Messed Up {Intro: WEALTHMASTA} Yeah motherfuckers it’s WEALTHMASTA and Godlik3 We boutta burn this fuckin joint down {Chorus: WEALTHMASTA} You messed up, now it’s
WEALTHMASTA - Grilled {intro} *iced_jules is at a sled dog racing event* Announcer: ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 69th annual alaskan mushathon!! *the crowd erupts* Announcer: mushers,
WEALTHMASTA - Chewed Up And Eaten {intro} *iced_jules is eating with her family at a restaurant* *her stomach begins to rumble loudly* *she releases gas, causing her family to gag* Iced_jules: uh, sorry,
WEALTHMASTA - Iced_jules Is A Bum {intro} *iced_jules stands on stage, shivering nervously, preparing to perform live* *crowd begins chanting* *iced_jules starts to sweat and hyperventilate under the
WEALTHMASTA - Waterspout {Intro} Scientist 3: *doesn’t take cover* Scientist 1: What the fuck are you doing? You’ll get destroyed! Scientist 2: You’re not safe out there! The monster will obliterate
WEALTHMASTA - Fried {Intro} Nah u must be outta your damn mind U think you can fuck with us without facing consequences Well I’m gonna knock that fantasy right outta you
WEALTHMASTA - Loser Alert {intro} *sirens go off* Intercom voice: warning: a loser has been detected on the premises I repeat, a loser has been detected on the premises *alarms begin to ring*