Mr. grizz: Welcome to grizzco! Here at grizzco, we do the important work Of sending teenagers into warzones to Collect the eggs of a cannibalistic salmon society Still not convinced to join? Listen to testimony from our happy little workers!
★ sung ★
★ verse one ★
Alex: I almost had the last egg we needed And then three *woomy* flyfish spawned and i died
Uprising: I thought i was safe on the fish stick platform Then i get bored by a maws, oh god why
Kyle: Now's your chance to get got by a big shot
Alex: Here comes a steel eel, he's coming in hot Uprising: Drizzlers and drizzling, there are no safespots
Kyle: "i got the nozzlenose"
Uprising: There is no god!
"i don't throw bombs"
Alex: Real helpful, you jerk
Kyle: "we got disconnected"
Uprising: I'm going berserk
★ chorus ★
Alex, kyle and uprising: This is the anthem of the happy little workers!
★ break ★ Mr. grizz: We here at grizzco care about health and safety! A lot That's why when our employee Get decimated by a horde of salmonids They don't have to worry about docked pay! (we don't pay them.)
★ verse two ★
Uprising: We had just one more wave to clear And we were feeling confident 'til we saw glowflies
Alex: We hid behind the roller and the roller ran away And next game was more glowflies at high tide!
Guys it's not hard to stop a flipper-flopper
Kyle: Please just keep inking if you've got the slosher
Uprising: I know there are stingers, don't go in the water! Kyle: "i rushed down the slammin' lid!"
Alex: Why do i bother?
Uprising: "i don't use the bows"
Kyle: Well you have to you jerk!
"our sniper left game"
Alex: I'm going berserk
★ chorus ★
Alex, kyle and uprising: This is the anthem of the happy little workers!
★ spoken ★
Mr. grizz: Pleasant little fellas aren't they? now get back to work and do your job! grizzco; we exploit teenagers and young adults, because we care
Alex Beckham - Happy Little Workers 24/7 Mix {intro} Mr. grizz: Welcome to grizzco! Here at grizzco, we do the important work Of sending teenagers into warzones to Collect the eggs of a cannibalistic
Alex Beckham - Prey WITH LYRICS (Spoken) Sonic: Jeez, I can't believe they have a Sonic voice actor to do Man on the Internet song I didn't think they ever give an actual voice actor Furnace:
Alex Beckham
Creator of Undertale the musical and Deltarune the (not) musical