Lil' Yung Swag Bag - EEEEEEEVIL WIZARD

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★ Verse 1 ★
I went to Target and I saw an evil wizard
Went to the pet store and I saw an evil lizard
I watched the Garfield movie with the band King Gizzard
I walked outside and there was a blizzard
Tryna send my messages but they aren’t getting delivered
In Five Nights at Freddy’s you can encounter the withered
Tried to microwave my dead dog’s liver
I’m a big red dog, you can call me Clifford

★ Verse 2 ★
My mouse’s name has closed parеnthesis
In May I did a concert in St. Louis
Played basеball down the street and broke my neighbors TV
My cat started smoking and now it's starting to wheeze
Cut my ear call me Vincent Van Gogh
My wife tried to divorced me cuz I fucked a yo-yo
Being a stereotypical rapper I say yo yo
They say my teeth looks like the guy from JoJo
I beat up my teacher cuz she said bird wasn’t the word

★ Verse 3 ★
My finger so small it can open up locks
Stuck in the elevator whip out my Glocks
I’m getting bored so I’m checking my clocks
I built a computer and I looked like Goldilocks
Getting hungry so I’m eating chalks
Met a hillbilly who only stalks
They callin’ me Jack cuz I climb up that beanstalk
This is the sound of a marriage counselor talk
★ Adlib ★
So, my greatest recommendation would be to just take a short two week break from interacting. I can see that you guys have only been arguing and I feel that it would be better to pause for a second and refocus before trying to further your relationship

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