Lil' Yung Swag Bag - BoJangles

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★ Chorus ★
Checking my twitter cuz I wanna make a tweet
The tractor goes tweet
Ate Freddy Mercury’s meat
Wanna take a vacation not a business retreat
Why does my kitten want a treat
I’m not Dan Schneider don’t show me your feet
I met Kellan Goff that shit was a meet & greet
I wanna play Monopoly and my wife tried to cheat
With rocks and hammers and knives she got beat
I ate a flash drive

★ Verse 1 ★
Call me Garfield cuz Scooby Dooby Doo
Just had intercourse with a fellow and she smelt like poo poo
My uncle’s dandelion field looks like Gru
At Olive Garden and I like to chew
What’s my credit score I say that shits a few
I wanna fucking motherfucking beat the god damn fucking ass orange rectangle ass spatula lookin

★ Verse 2 ★
I have a CD with some spatulas and rectangles
I can be your devil or yo angle
Why’s she tryna take me out to BoJangles
My spoon’s hair has tangles
I’m tryna eat some corn without the labels
I shot a deer with a bagel
She say that I’m built like a bald eagle
I stomped on a baby with a triangle
Mario
★ Bridge ★
Scrolled through Twitter I ate a bicycle
Apple bottom jeans with a tricycle
Ate a Krabby Patty with an icycle
My grandma is ignitable
Running down a school zone with a motorcycical
SpongeBob SquarePants lives very paradisical

★ Chorus ★
Checking my twitter cuz I wanna make a tweet
The tractor goes tweet
Ate Freddy Mercury’s meat
Wanna take a vacation not a business retreat
Why does my kitten want a treat
I’m not Dan Schneider don’t show me your feet
I met Kellan Goff that shit was a meet & greet
I wanna play Monopoly and my wife tried to cheat
With rocks and hammers and knives she got beat

★ Adlib ★
By me. I beat her. 'Cuz she cheated in Monopoly

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