Wilbur Soot - Your New Boyfriend

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Verse 1: Wilbur Soot
Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
When I was a kid on VoIP
I thought when I get older, I'd marry her
I told her
Now I'm 26 and I work in an office
9 'til 5's not the best, I'll be honest
If I could change a single thing
I'd make it me and not him

Chorus: Wilbur Soot
But he's in your bed
And I'm in your Twitch chat
I've got the key
And he's just a doormat
And even though he's got social skills
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
Anyway, make the most of him
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick
Oh-oh, your new boyfriend's an arsehole (Woo)

Verse 2: Wilbur Soot
And, yeah, I've met Jared
(Of course, I've met Jared)
The one who took you away from me
You hit it off instantly
I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me
I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
Push against his fashion sense
I've thought about what he looks like nude
I'm not gay, though.

Bridge: Wilbur Soot, Chevy
'Cause she's living the dream (Living the dream, living the dream)
Oh, she's living the dream
From back when we were 17
She's living the dream (Living the dream, living the dream)
Oh, she's living the dream
From back when we were 17

Verse 3: Wilbur Soot
How on Earth could I be saved?
When I'm one click away from insane
I just think that I deserve
A little bit of what I earned
I'm not gonna make another scene
The one I made when I was 23
Means I'm not allowed in Disney World

Chorus: Wilbur Soot
But he's in your bed
And I'm in your Twitch chat
I've got the key
And he's just a doormat
'Cause even though he's got social skills
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
Anyway, make the most of him
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick
Oh-oh, your new boyfriend's an arsehole

Outro: Wilbur Soot, Chevy, Wilbur Soot & Chevy
I think about you every day (Every day)
So how on Earth can I be saved? (Can I be saved?)
I think about him a lot as well (I think about him)
Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell (He's really fine as hell)
'Cause you're beauty
And you're grace (You're grace)
Your telephone calls are my favourite place
And I want you to notice me
With no restraining order please (Jason Derulo)
I want you to care
I want to smell your hair?

Comments

dream smp
This is my favorite song insaine
GG
Love this :)
Wiburs my dad
once again its wilbur and he good at it too
......
good job wilbur im proud of you and i love how it says arsehole instaed of asshole
You are stupid
Omg are you actually stupid
sully
no idiot its wilbur
TubboInnit
Bro Wilbur wrote the song what do you mean did you make this?
BrUhUhUHuh
Love this :)

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Wilbur Soot

Will Gold, more commonly known by his online alias Wilbur Soot, is an English musician and YouTuber who has made a name for himself in the online entertainment industry. Born on September 14, 1996, Wilbur gained popularity as a member and editor of the group channel SootHouse, where he showcased his editing skills and comedic talent.

In addition to his work with SootHouse, Wilbur has also lent his editing expertise to other popular YouTubers such as JackSucksAtLife. He has also been involved in creating Alternate Reality Games (ARG) on various channels, showcasing his versatility and creativity in the digital space.

Wilbur is also known for his gaming-related content on both YouTube and Twitch, where he has amassed a large following of dedicated fans. His personal music YouTube channel features original songs, covers, and music from his past live streams on Twitch, showcasing his musical talent and passion for creating music.

In December 2019, Wilbur released a small collection of songs titled Maybe I Was Boring, followed by his debut EP Your City Gave Me Asthma in June 2020. The EP delves into themes of sickness, loneliness, and suicide, with the title referencing Wilbur's experience of developing asthma while living in London.

In December 2020, Wilbur announced the track "Your New Boyfriend" and revealed plans for his "first serious lead-vocal band project" to be released in 2021, which ultimately became Lovejoy. The band released their debut EP Are You Alright? on May 10, 2021, further showcasing Wilbur's musical talents and expanding his presence in the music industry.

With his unique blend of humor, creativity, and musical talent, Wilbur Soot continues to captivate audiences both online and in the music scene, solidifying his status as a multi-talented entertainer with a bright future ahead.