If you would, please vitreous humor me and avert your retinas to me for a second Allow me to be the focal point of your attention as i’m about to teach you a lesson Transmitting an original song in a radio station of parodies Be glad i only made one song, you couldn’t take it if i echoed myself and made a pair of deez I radiate rays of vibes when i raise your vibes with the greatest rhymes so you can wave goodbye When i start flowing like waves in the ocean and cause a commotion, but you must be joking If you think you can match my lyricism and over takе me when you’re not еven near it Cause no one comes close to my skill so what makes you think you’d be a destructive interference? When it comes to sound waves, i can rap about ‘em in countless ways If you think i’m not rad like gamma rays you must be completely out of phase I’m opaque cause you can’t see through me, but let me be transparent for a minute I’m the illest, and any different personal vision’s a mental fallacy, just a virtual image My bars are so solid, waves travel through ‘em the fastest But the standard for this assignment is like the science test on friday, i passed it The amplitude of my talent might catch you by surprise But just absorb all my rhymes and my true colors’ll begin to reflect in your eyes I get deadlier the more energetic i get so prepare or you can probably expect That you’ll hear the sound of these lyrics flying over your head, doppler effect I’m like a transverse wave, i’ve got the right angle when i’m vibing and my rhymes are potent But you wish you were longitudinal so you could parallel my constant motion
Watch me ride the wave of success You’re at the though of the game, i’m the crest Skill like this is rare like factions but i’ll leave you compressed My ego’s been inflated so much, call it convex
It’s time i reflect and shed some light with an observation why i’m all alone in the Project making, for answers, we need to go back before forth when i’m oscillating In 6th grade ward, we made a parody that was awfully made and the final product came and Even colin hated our small creation so i’m scarred and waiting for compensation Yeesh! i need to spread out the breaths more like diffraction But it’s like i’m electromagnetic, i’ve got a shocking level of attraction I bend every term in the scientific index, how’s that for an index of refraction Because i’ve got wordplay so clean even justin wouldn’t give it an infraction I’m a superstar emitting radio waves but like a microwave, i’m popping Heating up like infrared, you know i make my presence visible and there’s no stopping These ultraviolet burns, so x-ray the damage, i’m blowing up like a gamma Cause when the king grabs a hold of the mic, it’s a symbol that you took an l like a lambda I’m a lyricist with radiant energy and i’ll go atomic like verbal promethium The only reason that you get energy flowing, eeeeh, is cause your mic skills are medium Any person tryna act better than me, i’ll make ‘em wanna quit Knowing that you’ll never be able to match the frequency of my syllables i can spit in a second, hertz, doesn’t it?
Watch me ride the wave of success I’m operating off another wavelength When it comes to writing raps, i’m the best Or at least okay for only two days or less
Watch me ride the wave of success I’ve almost finished this so soon i can rest I didn’t think i’d last this long, i’m impressed Now it’s time to ace the science test
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Snakebite126
Benjamin, better known online as Snakebite126 or Benny, is the main writer of Epic Rap Battle Parodies, video actor, rapper, and editor who joined the Epic Rap Battle Parodies crew in mid-2020. He is the creator of his own series of rap battles titled Terrible Rap Battles of Comic Sans, which is mostly jocular, while also somewhat serious.