Will Wood - Laplace's Angel [Early Version]

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Lucy was a dominatrix, who never got the hang of high heels
She walked like a giraffe with scoliosis, but she loved the way that leather feels

Terry was a child molester, he said that he was born this way
Never let his nephew sit upon his lap because he didn't want to raise him gay

Now he's singing “oooh, what do you think of me? am i bad, am i bad, am i bad, am i bad, am i bad?”
Now he's singing “oooh, what do you think of me? if you were in my shoes, would you still do what i do?”

Manny was a serial killer, who fainted at the sight of blood
He hacked up women who looked like his mother, but it cured his insomnia

Jeremiah was a rapist, with a bit of a feminist streak
Roofies at the bar left emotional scars, but he always called back within a week

Now he's singing “oooh, what do you think of me? am i bad, am i bad, am i bad, am i bad, am i bad?”
Now he's singing “oooh, what do you think of me? if you were in my shoes, would you still do what i do?”

Ratatata ratatatata ratatata tatatata ratata tatatatata

Henry was a gun for hire, made a living making people die
But the money came and when when he spent every cent keeping his brain-dead mother alive

Patrick was a faith healer, who cried when god took his son
When congenital heart disease reared its head he still dialed 911

Now he's singing “oooh, what do you think of me? am i bad, am i bad, am i bad, am i bad, am i bad?”
Now he's singing “oooh, what do you think of me? if you were in my shoes, i bet you fuckers do just what i do?”

Oh-oh lalalalalala lalalalalalala alalalalalalalalaaaaa

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Will Wood

Will Wood is an American avant-pop singer-songwriter, pianist/multi-instrumentalist, filmmaker, and multimedia artist known for his constantly shifting style and cryptic and controversial public persona.