Once upon a time, there were three cool kids Neil, Ryan, and Kevin, just watchin' cool vids They saw a commercial for the championship So they raced to the arcade, lickity-split (That's right!)
It was pinball bliss, it was video heaven But suddenly, Neil, Ryan and Kevin Saw mean Mitch Dollarton, that's his name He was hoggin' their numero uno game
Computer Fighter Rap (Alright!) Computer Fighter Rap (It's the Computer Fighter Rap!) Computer Fighter Rap (It's a good time, that's right!) Computer Fighter Rap (Watch out!)
His henchman, Max, kicked the Nеw Kids out And they were bummin', 'til thеy heard a shout! It was the one and only Daxter Flaxter The all-time world class video master
He said "Hey, kids, don't you grieve" "Daxter's got a few tricks up his sleeve" He said he had a plan for them to win So they took his hand, and he zapped 'em in!
Computer Fighter Rap (Video games!) Computer Fighter Rap (It's the Computer Fighter Rap!) Computer Fighter Rap Yo, Computer Fighters in the house!
Game on, they did their best But first they had to beat Daxter's test Monsters, wizards, dinosaurs Who knew what else would be in store? (Uh oh!)
They made it out to Level 2 But then, quack attack! It was the Quacker Crew But mess with Neil, Kevin and Ryan And pretty soon, you're gonna be dyin'! (That's right!)
That's when trouble started brewin' Dollarton did his evil doin' He sent his fighter into the zone It was Gunfoot, the kids were on the run
They defeated the boss, hip-hip hooray The magic of friendship saved the day Dollarton's soul was forever trapped And that's the end of the Computer Fighter Rap
Neil Cicierega - Christmas Dog There's a hole in my heart this Christmas It's a Christmas that I'll never forget There's this pain in my heart now that we are apart And I'm never ever gonna
Neil Cicierega - You Say What You say "What," I say "Kill you" What Kill you What Kill you You say "Who," I say "Police" Who Police Who Police
Neil Cicierega - The Misery Meister I'm the Misery Meister, master of the mean I’m a mad old miserable malice machine Melancholy mayhem, I don't mind But merriment and mirth are march maligned You meddling
Neil Cicierega - Arcade Blues Yeah I got the arcade blues I got the arcade blues Baby, shoo bop a doo bop a doo Yeah I got the arcade blues Blues, yeah Blues, yeah Blues, yeah Yeah
Neil Cicierega - Rugrats Look at this mess! What's wrong with Tommy? What's wrong with Tommy? Look at this mess! Look at this mess! What's wrong with Tommy? This is an
Neil Cicierega - Boycotting Walmart Just havin’ some fun Just hula hoopin’ man Gotta get all up in our grill man Fuck tha police Fuck tha police We were just hula hoopin’ We were just tryin’ to see who was
Neil Cicierega - Super Hey Ya! Remastered {Verse 1} One two three uh! My baby don't mess around Because she loves me so And this I know fo' sho' (Uh!) But, does she really wanna? But
Neil Cicierega - Apparate My name's Harry Potter and I'm really great now I don't have to walk ‘cause I can apparate, now! I'm a good learner and I learn real good Since I learned how to
Neil Cicierega - Ghostbusters If there’s somethin’ strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call? (Vagina!) If there’s somethin’ weird and it don’t look good Who ya gonna call? (Vagina!) I ain’t afraid
Neil Cicierega is an internet personality, YouTuber, musician, and digital artist. He is the creator of internet phenomena such as Potter Puppet Pals, Ariel Needs Legs, and BRODYQUEST.
Since 2000, Neil has been actively making music in many forms, beginning with his instrumental project Trapezoid, later adopting the moniker Lemon Demon to release alternative comedy rock, leading to the internet sensation The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.
In 2014, Neil released two mashup albums, Mouth Sounds and Mouth Silence, followed by Mouth Moods in 2017 and Mouth Dreams in 2020.