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Negative Øhio - The Horrible Voice Witch

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Intro
Wooooooohohoho!

Verse
They call me the horrible voice witch
‘Cause my voice gives chills to them all
They don’t know I’m actually a nice witch
‘Cause they always hang up when I call

I try to give cookies to the children
They run away in fear instead
Claiming that I’m trying to eat them
And that my baked goods are made from human remains

I ask if I can join the karaoke club
Instead of microphones they bring a torch
When I drink wine they think I’m a vampire
Crosses and garlic they all toss

When I dust off my back porch
They cover their chimnеys with spikes
Even when I feed my tiny cat
Thеy demand me to take a hike

Chorus
Don’t call me bitch
I’m just a nice witch
But now I’m pissed
Because of your horseshit

Don’t call me bitch
I’m just a nice witch
But now I’m pissed
Because of your horseshit

Breakdown
You know what? No more misses nice witch
I’m gonna curse you all…out!

Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!

I’ll tell you where to shove that fucking lighter fluid

Up yours!
Up yours!
Up yours!
Up yours!

You judgemental goddamn horse cocks, can’t you all just fucking

Piss off!
Piss off!
Piss off!
Piss off!

Oh I'm sorry, am I being rude?
Then stop fucking try to light me on fire!

Shit fuck!
Shit fuck!
Shit fuck!
Shit fuck!

Close-minded fuckers gonna go to Hell!

Chorus
Don’t call me bitch
I’m just a nice witch
But now I’m pissed
Because of your horseshit

Don’t call me bitch
I’m just a nice witch
But now I’m pissed
Because of your horseshit

Outro
Dead!

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