★ Verse 1: Sammy ★ My name is Sammy; I'm a sandwich boy I'll make you a sanger that's filled with joy I take two bits of bread and a lovely filling Put it all together and I make a killin' Ooh, I love white bread Gee, I love brown bread Wow I love Strasbourg-
★ Interlude ★ I love brown- but nah I said brown- But Strasbourg- AH
★ Verse 2: Sammy, Marsha, Mr. Petersen ★ Peanut butter on a slice of cob Ham and cheese, get that in ya gob Nommy nommy nom nom, thank you Sam Nommy nommy nom, I love ham Eat up Marsha, put it away A-gobble gobble gobble; have a great day Tuna sandwich, with a hint of chives Thank you Sam, but it's still alive And here you are Frank, Strasbourg-
★ Interlude: Frank, Sammy, Demon ★ What's this? Why that's the sandwich that you ordered today, 'cuz I- God damn it Sammy, I asked for Strasbourg with sauce, on wholemeal Just get it through your thick head, matе Sorry, to be fair though, I have orderеd this every single fuckin' day I've worked here, how do you get it wrong champ? Write it down You're handing out 150 of these things Kill him, kill him now Oh no, oh great, it's that demon again The one that tells me to murder my friends ★ Verse 3: Demon, Sammy ★ Come on just do it, ain't nothin' to it Cut off his ear and wear it as a shoe (Yeah) Take his elbow and use it as a bell Ringy-dingy-dong, dingy-dingy-dong-dong No Mr. Demon, I'm Sammy McGee Your black magic can't get to me
★ Interlude: Frank, Sammy ★ And not to mention, the sauce makes the bread go soggy What did you say about my sauce?
★ Verse 4: Sammy, Marsha Demon ★ Oh my god, I've killed instead Of putting yummy things inside of bread Hey Sammy, quick question- Please don't push me, not today Just let it go, and go away Oh no, it's just that- I've think you've given me Sandra's sandwich by mistake And it's not a big deal- Take her foot and use it as a toothbrush Slice off her head and use it as a cat (Yeah) Meow meow meow, m-m-meow meow meow I am a cat, meow meow meow (Yeah) Sammy, you're talking to your sandwiches again And what's under that sheet? And is that blood? And who's that dead guy? ★ Verse 5: Sammy, Coworkers ★ Sandwich- I'm a sand- Oh, I've killed everyone again G'day Sam, is something wrong? Sam, wanna play Nintendo- Stop killing everyone? Hi Hi I'm-
★ Interlude: Mr. Petersen, Sammy, Coworkers ★ Sammy? Care to join me in my office? No wait, Mr. Petersen, I can explain Suprise! Look Sammy, all of your friends from the office have gathered for a little party We're going to count down to the new year, and we've decided that you're going to cut the millenium cake Here, use this knife; it'll also be perfect for... cutting the cake 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
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Aunty Donna is an Australian absurdist comedy group from Melbourne. The group consists of Mark Samual Bonanno, Broden Kelly and Zachary Ruane as writers and performers, director/writer Sam Lingham, filmmaker Max Miller, and Tom Armstrong.