Aunty Donna - Sandwich Sam

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Verse 1: Sammy
My name is Sammy; I'm a sandwich boy
I'll make you a sanger that's filled with joy
I take two bits of bread and a lovely filling
Put it all together and I make a killin'
Ooh, I love white bread
Gee, I love brown bread
Wow I love Strasbourg-

Interlude
I love brown- but nah I said brown-
But Strasbourg- AH

Verse 2: Sammy, Marsha, Mr. Petersen
Peanut butter on a slice of cob
Ham and cheese, get that in ya gob
Nommy nommy nom nom, thank you Sam
Nommy nommy nom, I love ham
Eat up Marsha, put it away
A-gobble gobble gobble; have a great day
Tuna sandwich, with a hint of chives
Thank you Sam, but it's still alive
And here you are Frank, Strasbourg-

Interlude: Frank, Sammy, Demon
What's this?
Why that's the sandwich that you ordered today, 'cuz I-
God damn it Sammy, I asked for Strasbourg with sauce, on wholemeal
Just get it through your thick head, matе
Sorry, to be fair though, I have orderеd this every single fuckin' day I've worked here, how do you get it wrong champ? Write it down
You're handing out 150 of these things
Kill him, kill him now
Oh no, oh great, it's that demon again
The one that tells me to murder my friends
Verse 3: Demon, Sammy
Come on just do it, ain't nothin' to it
Cut off his ear and wear it as a shoe (Yeah)
Take his elbow and use it as a bell
Ringy-dingy-dong, dingy-dingy-dong-dong
No Mr. Demon, I'm Sammy McGee
Your black magic can't get to me

Interlude: Frank, Sammy
And not to mention, the sauce makes the bread go soggy
What did you say about my sauce?

Verse 4: Sammy, Marsha Demon
Oh my god, I've killed instead
Of putting yummy things inside of bread
Hey Sammy, quick question-
Please don't push me, not today
Just let it go, and go away
Oh no, it's just that-
I've think you've given me Sandra's sandwich by mistake
And it's not a big deal-
Take her foot and use it as a toothbrush
Slice off her head and use it as a cat (Yeah)
Meow meow meow, m-m-meow meow meow
I am a cat, meow meow meow (Yeah)
Sammy, you're talking to your sandwiches again
And what's under that sheet? And is that blood? And who's that dead guy?
Verse 5: Sammy, Coworkers
Sandwich- I'm a sand-
Oh, I've killed everyone again
G'day Sam, is something wrong?
Sam, wanna play Nintendo-
Stop killing everyone?
Hi
Hi
I'm-

Interlude: Mr. Petersen, Sammy, Coworkers
Sammy? Care to join me in my office?
No wait, Mr. Petersen, I can explain
Suprise!
Look Sammy, all of your friends from the office have gathered for a little party
We're going to count down to the new year, and we've decided that you're going to cut the millenium cake
Here, use this knife; it'll also be perfect for... cutting the cake
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

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