★ intro: mark, zach, broden ★ Aranciata rossa Fanta Parmigiana reggiano Bega stringers La dolce vita Neighbours The mona lisan Neighbours! Basilica da san pantro Toadie from neighbours What the fuck are you motherfuckers doing? What's all this bickering? Well, i'm what you might call a "true blue aussie" And i'm what the bullies at high school referred to as; "fuck you, you greasy stinky dick italian, ya salami... you are salami man, you- italian dick, you're- you have, you have grease under your dick, because you are, filthy wog, you fuckin' fob, i- get out of the lawn, get out of the lawn; take your dolmades with you" And we can't seem to get along Oh, you bloody boys, don't you know i'm the aussiest bloke that ever there was, and even i know it's our differences that make us the same Say what? Say what? Well, why don't we put it this way?
★ verse 1: broden, zach, mark ★ I like sandwiches Aw gross, but i like camembert But i like veal scallopini See? all so different Yes, but, we all love food (oohh) 'cuz we're different, but we're the same Okay ★ verse 2: broden, zach, mark, ★ I love acca-dacca And i like the opera; la la la But i like the song "shaddap you face" But we all like music Yes 'cuz we're different, but we're the same I get it
★ verse 3: broden, zach, mark, ★ I like the murdoch press And i like the guardianand i like the instructions on a dolmio jar But we all like reading That's right, meck 'cuz we're different, but we're the same
★ verse 3: broden, zach, mark, ★ I like runners And i like dr. martens And i like zach's dr. martens Aw, thanks But we all like footwear 'cuz we're different, but we're the same
★ verse 3: broden, zach, mark, ★ I like sport games And i like computer games And i've got a fuck doll that looks like zach Wait, what? But we all like hobbies 'cuz we're different, but we're the same ★ verse 3: broden, zach, mark, ★ I like cool t-shirts Uh, well i like check shirts, but can we talk about this fuck doll? And i like getting zach's check shirts
★ interlude: mark, broden ★ Out of the laundry and wearing them to parties, where people don't know either of us, and i make them call me zach, and i don't know why i do these things, and i think i need to see a psychologist, but i ran out of sessions on my mental health care plan, and sometimes, sometimes i think about cutting a hole in zach's chest cavity, and crawling inside of him like a little worm boy, and wearing him like a big meat onesie, like a ooga-booga-booga, i'm wearing zach's skin like a big meat onesie, and then i put my penis, inside his penis, so it wraps around mine like a sushi roll; you know i'd never do it, but i think about it a lot, you know
But we all like fashion 'cuz we're different but we're the same We're different but we're the same
Aunty Donna - Footy Song {Intro} C'mon boys {Verse 1} Get up, get up Get up the ball It's time for the footy ball Speckies to the left Speckies to the
Aunty Donna - Riding the Crypto Coaster {Verse 1} Money, money, money, money, I got it all Dollar dollar bills out my asshole fall I wasn't always rich, uh-uh, no way I earnt my zero-zeros the hard way
Aunty Donna - I've Got The Best Mobile Plan In The World {intro: broden, mark, zach} Barbecue, barbecue, barbecue, i like to barbecue Hey man, i know we haven't spoken in over twenty years, but in better news, i have the best
Aunty Donna - Millennial Spending Rebel {intro: professor, zach} And back in my day, we knew the real meaning of saving Everyday, i'd come home, and i'd take my shoes off, and i'd use one of the laces to
Aunty Donna - Got Point Hacks? {Hook: Broden} We're all about- Points, poi-poi-points points points We're hacking those- Points, poi-poi-points points points {Verse 1:
Aunty Donna - The NBN Is Coming To Town {verse 1: mr. ben, mark} Well hello there, i'm mr. ben I sell choccy milk, and the nbn Can i have a choccy milk please? Here you are, it's $3.50 Would you
Aunty Donna - What Did You Do Last Night? {Intro: John, Mark, Broden} Oh ho ho ho no, argh oh Bit crook mate? Bit crook? Yeah just a bit mate What did you do last night? What did I do?
Aunty Donna - Italian Rap {Verse} Hey My name is Salvatore, how do ya do? I go to school during World War 2 Lots of bombs, and things-a blowup I lose my mum in the river, she snuff out-a
Aunty Donna - I Dance Like This {verse 1: daggy mum} I'm a daggy mum, and i dance like this Left, right, and awkward giggle {verse 2: tipsy dad} Well, i'm a tipsy dad, and i
Aunty Donna
Aunty Donna is an Australian absurdist comedy group from Melbourne. The group consists of Mark Samual Bonanno, Broden Kelly and Zachary Ruane as writers and performers, director/writer Sam Lingham, filmmaker Max Miller, and Tom Armstrong.