Bo Burnham - Archaeologist Song
Thank you all so much
This is the uh, this is the Bo Burnham and uh, No Friends tour
'Cause I don't have any friends with me
One of which would've been an opener
Which I think just kinda eats up 30 minutes of time
And it just makes the show appear longer, and you don't like that
I wanna do an encore, encores y'know waste time ★ mumbles ★
But what- what wastes more time than all of that is uh
Explaining it to you, so...
*audience laughter*
Haha, (imitating audience) you douche...
★ Skit: Bo Burnham ★
Uh, but real talk guys, I got da best fans in da world
I got da best fans in da world, honestly man, I got da best fans
'Cuz other fans man, shit, they don't pay me, I hate 'em
I got da best fans in da world
Course you like your fans more than the other fans, they're your fans
Or support the arts, support the arts, support the doctors
Kill the fucking arts, we're cancer; Doctors come up with that
*audience laughter*
Give the archaeologists credit, I tell dick jokes-
★ Collision: Bo Burnham & Archaeologist(s) in Audience ★
Yeah!
Yeah, I dig it
Give me money!
*audience laughter*
Oh be quiet, what was the last fossil you found?
Your mother!
*audience laughter and "oooh"s*
*Bo walks to piano*
★ Verse 1: Bo Burnham ★
How do you get a PhD
When all you do is play with a fucking shovel
How do you get a PhD
When all you do is play with a fucking shovel
And wear those ugly fucking lesbian hats
From Jurassic Park
You're a lesbian
You're a lesbian
★ Verse 2: Bo Burnham ★
You picked your job so you could get dirty
And covered with dirt, and when you smell so bad
'Cause that's who you are, and you could say
"I was digging for shit", fuck you and your face
You're an archaeologist and you dare to call yourself a doctor
Well, if you're a doctor then why the fuck
Is everything you touch fucking dead for a million years?
★ Song Outro: Bo Burnham ★
But that was a pretty good joke about my mom
★ Outro: Bo Burnham & Archaeologist(s) in Audience ★
You're good, I uhm, I uh...
*audience laughter and cheering*
This next song- that's great, that was great
When I-
We love you for that one!
*audience laughter*
You're good, that was good
I uh, uhhoooh
This next song isn't done at all, uh, either
But it's about how deep I am and I'm pretty fucking deep
*audience laughter*
I knew you'd laugh, but just, just wait
*starts playing a demo of #deep*
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Biography
Currently, he has over 200 million views on his YouTube channel.
As of now, Bo has released 5 albums: Bo Fo Sho, Bo Burnham, Words Words Words, what., and Make Happy.
Bo Fo Sho was Burnham’s debut EP. The six-track comedy album was released on June 17, 2008 by Comedy Central Records, and charted well across the Billboard charts.
In a June 2008 interview with Wired Magazine, Burnham described himself as:
still a kid in his bedroom, writing songs and playing them
and that if Bo Fo Sho were anything else,
it would lose the whole DIY effect of how I started out.
Burnham co-created, co-wrote, co-produced, and starred in a TV series called Zach Stone Is Gonna Be Famous in 2013 for MTV, although it was cancelled after 12 episodes, running from May 2, 2013 to June 29, 2013.
His first book, Egghead: Or, You Can’t Survive on Ideas Alone, was first published on October 1, 2013, and is a collection of comedically absurd poetry and musings.
Another book, currently referred to as Untitled Burnham 1 of 1, is thought to be an autobiography with approximately 280 pages, which was set to be released September 2017, although no such book has been published.
His film Eighth Grade was released on July 13, 2018 to widespread critical acclaim and currently holds a 98% Tomatometer rating on Rotten Tomatoes.