Hot Dad - You Are My Only Friend
We stick together just like best friends do
You love my charm, and you love my jokes
You adore the cigarettes that I chain smoke
I am so glad I see you every day
You clean up all the messes that I make
I play with meat, there's a rotten stink
You think it's awesome when I spill my drinks
You are my only friend
My special living friend
The blessed time we spend
Like two gloves in a pair
You might always be there
Beside me everywhere
I crashed your car, and it made me laugh
You bring me my cellphones when I'm in the bath
I love to sue you in civil court
But you complain and say you are so bored
I piss on the floor when guests arrive
And all our doorknobs are electrified
Shooting my guns while you meditate
Besties forever, yeah, it is so great
You are my only friend
My special living friend
The blessed time we spend
Like two gloves in a pair
You might always be there
Beside me everywhere
Cool dudes who get along
You say you're moving on
You always goof around
Once in a lifetime, yeah
Favorite and ultimate
You are my only friend
You are my only friend
You are my only friend
Stole your identity, bought some brand new meat
And I hope we can do friendship stuff daily
We'll be friends for life, I'm sure, no crap
A pal like me, no you can't beat that
If you ranked your friends, I would be number one
The reason? It's because I am so fun
You are my only friend
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Hot Dad - It's Time to Clean
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Hot Dad - I'm in a Soccer Field Full of Bones, I Got Too Many Kids in My Home
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Hot Dad - I Love Dancing With My Friends
It's Friday night, I'll dance with my friends My friends are always hangin' out with me then I love the weekends, ‘cause I dance with my friends I got so many friends,
Hot Dad - The Halloween Party Man
Halloween is time to eat I love the ghosts they are such a treat Ghouls around are so much fun I want to go to Heaven with everyone I'm a Halloween Party man I love
Hot Dad - I Am an Awesome Rock Star
You'll find me rockin' out I'll never settle down Around the globe The stages and vertigo Masses of screaming fans They want me, I'm the man The
Hot Dad - Banana Road
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Hot Dad - Fitness Boy
I'm a fitness boy I'm the fitness man I'm a fitness boy, it's easy to understand I can do most things that a fitness can I'm crankin' in the gym
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Biography
One of Hot Dad's most notable projects is his debut album, "TV," which featured over 100 original theme songs to existing TV shows. With tracks like "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Theme" and "Friends Theme Song," Hot Dad's album showcased his ability to reimagine familiar tunes in a fresh and entertaining way.
In addition to his solo work as Hot Dad, Erik Helwig is also a member of the group Girls Who Care. Described as his "serious music" project, Girls Who Care allows Helwig to explore more introspective and emotional themes in his songwriting. Despite the shift in tone, Helwig's talent for crafting memorable melodies and clever lyrics remains a constant in all of his musical endeavors.
Whether he's singing about TV shows or delving into deeper subject matter with Girls Who Care, Hot Dad continues to captivate audiences with his unique brand of music. With his infectious enthusiasm and boundless creativity, Erik Helwig has established himself as a versatile and talented musician in the online music scene.