Henry Phillips - Dog Type Girl
Well, they say that your dog a man's best friend
For better or for worse, all the way to the end
But you can't just go out and marry your dog
Because among other things, it's against the law
★ Verse 2 ★
But I think I found a way to have the best of both worlds
All you gotta do is find a dog type girl
I'm gonna find me a dog type girl
★ Verse 3 ★
Dog type girls are the finest in the land
You give 'em little treats and they obey your commands
They always cheer you up when the day is going crummy
And they shake their little leg when you scratch 'em on the tummy
★ Pre-Chorus 1 ★
Thеy can travel in and out through the doggy girl door
So they nеver have to poop on the living room floor
I'm looking for a dog type girl, dog type girl, dog type girl
(This is your put) He's looking for a dog type girl
(Let's try that again) He's looking for a dog type girl
(Aw, that's really creepy)
★ Chorus 1 ★
Dog type girls make the perfect wife
Faithful and true for the rest of your life
Listen to me good 'cause it's plain to see
That a dog type girl is a girl for me
★ Guitar Solo ★
(That's the instrumental part there, thanks)
★ Verse 4 ★
They know not to bark and they know not to beg
And when you come home from work, they will hump your leg
They always let you play with their big floppy ears
And they can only get pregnant two times a year
★ Pre-Chorus 2 ★
And you better not cheat 'cause I'm gonna tell you what
Tell can tell where you've been just by sniffing on your butt
I'm gonna find me a dog type girl, dog type girl, dog type girl
He's gonna find him a dog type girl
★ Chorus 2 ★
You can make 'em roll over, you can make 'em play dead
You can make 'em go to sleep in the doggy girl bed
Listen to me good 'cause you know it's true
That a dog type girl is the girl for me
★ Guitar Solo 2 ★
(That's, uh, another instrumental part)
(That's the same thing actually)
(Thanks, sorry)
★ Outro ★
So, if you listened to this song then you know where I stand
Dog type girls are the finest in the land
And for the ladies in the room I don't wanna exclude
'Cause I'll bet that you can also find a dog type dude
(Thank you)
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