Henry Phillips - End of the World
(thank you)
★ verse 1 ★
Well, i was flipping through the channels on my tv set last night
And then i came across this tv preacher guy
And he was talking about some profecies
And i think i heard him say
That tomorrow was the end of the world
★ verse 2 ★
So then i went into my kitchen and i reached for that top shelf
And i grabbed the finnest whiskey i could find
'cause there's no need to save the finer things for later anymore
Since tomorrow is the end of the world
★ verse 3 ★
And then i got into my car and i drove down to a street corner
And i asked some dude where i could score some blow
Then i went up to the prettiest hooker i could find
And asked if i could do a line of coke of her vagina
★ verse 4 ★
Well, much to my surprise, she said she didn't have a vagina
And much to my surprise i didn't care
'cause there's no need for you to not be getting transexual hookers anymore
Since tomorrow is the end of the world
★ verse 5 ★
So have a smoke, shoot some smack, kick a little kid in the face
Steal somebody's groceries
'cause there's no need to not be a grocerie-stealing-little-kid-in-the-face-kicking-smacking-shooting-smoking-tranny-hooker-getting-whatever-the-fuck-else-i-said guy anymore
Since tomorrow is the end of the world
★ verse 6 ★
When i woke up this morning i took a look around
And of course i saw that everything was fine
But i'm still gonna call and thank that televangelist preacher dude
Because i had myself a fuckin' good time
(thanks, that's a true story)
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