John Lithgow - I Got Two Dogs

I got two dogs
Fanny and Blue
Bet you kind of wish you had two dogs too
Fanny's all white
Blue's kinda gray
They never, ever fight
And they never run away
They're not too smart
But they're loyal and true, oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh

Oh, There's nothing I'd trade
For my Fanny and Blue
(There's nothing I'd trade
For my Fanny and Blue)

I got two dogs
Fanny and Blue
Always go together
Like a sock and shoe
Fanny's a girl
Blue is a boy
Chasing after squirrels what they most enjoy
But they love when people pet 'em
And they don't care who, oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh

Oh, There's nothing I'd trade
For my Fanny and Blue
(There's nothing I'd trade
For my Fanny and Blue)
I got two dogs
Fanny and Blue
I walk 'em in the evening
And the morning dew
Fanny's real small
Blue's midsize
Not the kinda dogs that would ever win a prize
But they're happy
And they're huggy
And they stick like glue, oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh

Oh, There's nothing I'd trade
For my Fanny and Blue
(There's nothing I'd trade
For my Fanny and Blue)

I got two dogs
Fanny and Blue
The little one's twelve
And the big one's two
Fanny's kind of slow
Blue's real quick
Neither of them ever learned a single trick
But they're always there to greet you
When your day is through, oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh
Oh, There's nothing I'd trade
For my Fanny and Blue
(There's nothing I'd trade
For my Fanny and Blue)

I got two dogs
Fanny and Blue
I don't know what I'd ever do
Without those two
Fanny goes 'Yip!'
Blue goes 'Ruff!"
Together they go 'Yip! Ruff! Yip! Yip! Ruff!'
Best darn dogs
That I ever, ever knew, oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh

Oh, There's nothing I'd trade
There's nothing I'd trade
No, there's nothing I'd trade
For my Fanny and Blue

There's nothing I'd trade
There's nothing I'd trade
No, there's nothing I'd trade
For my Fanny and Blue (Yip! Ruff!)