Testicle Mafia - Mike Sullivan

★ intro: bast1on ★
Bast1on, bast1on, bast1on, bast1on, bast1on

★ verse 1: guacc, jaebaby, noawh, and bast1on ★
I have money, and i also have bitches (ka-ching!)
I beat my opp, he had to get stiches
I beat his ass, and i celebrated with riches (wooo!)
I see lilo, but i don't know where stich is (hello?)
I pulled up to the opps school, and burned his diploma
I drive fast cars like juan pablo montoya (vrooom!)
Bro is so stinky, i hate your aroma (pee-ew)
I said i didn't like you, so i gave you corona (*cough, cough*)
They misread my credentials, i'm a rappist
You get no bitches, call you a fapist
I drink holy water, but i'm not a baptist
You're useless as fuck, like a cactus
I could beat the shit out of you, like some arugula (not cilantro)
We griddy too much, she not usеd to us (oh my god, show me your griddy!)
She suckin' my dick, i might bust a nut (ahhh!)
This bitch is fuckin' stupid, she's just a munch
No way bro just usеd ice spice in that last bar (no way!)
I nut fast like a car (vroom!)
All my water fresh, call me an alligator gar (that's a fish)
I pull up to the golf course, and i only hit a par (dink!)
I'm at the bowling lane, and i hit a strike (wow!)
I just bit off her ear, they all call me mike (tyson)
If i see you in britain, just know it's on sight (oi mate!)
A brexit geezer, we went on strike (crikeyyy!)
Call me mike sullivan, cause i made her scream
I built some pyramids, without the scheme
Legally a predator, but i don't wear adidas
Who the fuck threw that goddamn, busted up, motherfuckin' adida
I'm from alabama, they call me cletus (yeehaw!)
Pull up to the restroom, i'm a urinator(*whoosh, whoosh, whoosh*)
My name on steam is uri nator (urinator)
The way she riding me backwards i should call her tow mater (yayuh!)
I just asked noah, "what's your favorite race?" (what is it noah?)
I personally like... the 10k (pause)
How can i be homophobic, my bitch is gay
I pulled up with twists, with the ak! (wait! wait! wait!)
She said she wanted to fuck, i said, "okayyy!" (okay)
British noah bouta' be like, "i'm fucking!!!"
Griddy on the opps, it's a hay day
She took her shirt off; wait, is that the hk? (pow! pow! pow!)
Call me tony stark, the way i wanna' fuck aunt may (what?)
Wait, that was the last bar?