Testicle Mafia - Cause of My Stench

★ verse 1: bast1on, noawh, and jaebaby ★
E-e-enrgy made this one
I just pulled up with a gay ass looking car (gay ass car)
Get your binoculars, cause you know i'm going' far (zoom!)
Drove in downtown, and i parked right by a bar (errr)
My boy said some funny ass shit, and i went "har har!" (ha ha!)
She gave me her booty and i went, "argh!" (aaa!)
You know when i get the bag i go, "wahoo!" (yeah!)
Finna' get this bag and move to o‘ahu
She said she had a boyfriend, i'm like, "wait, who?"
You know i bought this glock off yahoo! (yeah!)
I wrote this ❲?❳ and sold it for a killer rate (i did!)
You're wasting my time, when am i getting paid?
I'm tryna' eat these frosted flakes, you know they're grrreat! (yes!)
Had to declinе when she wanted hеr booty ate (what the fuck!)
You're trippin' over a 6, for goodness sake!
You're playin' too much, i got you in checkmate
I only fuck with milfs, i be eating that special k! (i do!)
Pullin' up to these funerals, you know i'm always late
Pulled up to the opps funerals with the ak! (bow bow bow!)
Gun with the tits on it, that's the hk!
Runnin' up on these opps, it's a hay day!
Pilgrims throwin' tea, they was yellin', "mayday!"
I don't know why we just had a history lesson (why the fuck?)
All this money on me; i be fartin'
Ballin' so hard they call me james harden (swish!)
I be hittin' those high notes like michael jarkson (ooo ooo)
Movin' bricks around this block, i be dartin'
All my money real, i invested in margins (cha-ching!)
Police staked at my door and they barged in
They tried to arrest me, but i be fartin'
I got sent to jail just cause of my stench
I be ballin' hard as fuck while you sit on the bench
I fucked that bitch, but my dick got bent (owww!)
Tryna escape from jail, i had to sneak through the vent
Boy you broke as fuck, boy you live in a tent
The imposter is sus, i saw him vent (doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)