Thesaurus Rex - The Bachelor's Wife

★ Verse 1 ★
Oh, trapped
Botched the escape plan
Made a mistake and
I bike home trying to pedal backwards

I push
Over Pulaski
Got lost on the backstreets
Called it quits and called a car

Oh, I drove
I drove myself crazy
Counting the ways she
Told me I should stay the night

And I caved
I woke up at her place
Gargled some toothpaste
Sleeping with the bachelor's wife

★ Chorus ★
I'm just a people pleaser
I didn't mean to tease her
I feel so cruel, I could cry
I'm just a people plеaser
And she's the bachеlor's wife

★ Verse 2 ★
Oh, quick
Ripping the Band-Aid
Screaming "I can't stay"
I chicken out and pull it hair-by-hair

But
I'm slow and it's too late
She's stirring her Kool-Aid
And I'm about to drink my share

She said "Baby!
Why all the distance?
Fear of commitment?
When you gonna change my life?"

And I
I know what she's after
She knows I'm a bachelor
And she could be the bachelor's wife

★ Chorus ★
I'm just a people pleaser
I didn't mean to tease her
I feel so cruel, I could cry
I'm just a people pleaser
And she's the bachelor's wife

★ Bridge ★
Oh, I got to break it off
I feel like such a bastard
I just keep getting plastered
Trying to work up the nerve

Holy matrimony Batman
I feel like a dog in a CAT scan
I can't stand it anymore

Oh, oh

★ Chorus ★
I'm just a people pleaser
I didn't mean to tease her
I feel so cruel, I could cry

I'm just a people pleaser
And she's the bachelor's wife
She's the bachelor's wife, oh

I'm just a people pleaser
And she's the bachelor's wife