Thesaurus Rex - Dumpster Fire
I was an ambulance chaser
Drunk driving with the better angels of my nature
Stealing Cuervo from strangers
After showing up uninvited
Now my back's on the asphalt
My Ford is totalled like a turtle in a crosswalk
I lie there, laughing my ass off
It's the second Fiesta I've crashed tonight
Should've brought up a shoplifting spree
You're rocking bobby socks, a crop top and knock-off sneaks
Sarah McLachlan was singing to me
"In the arms of the angel"
Oh, you are not a paramedic
But you are blessed with a Mormon aesthetic
You pulled me free from the wreckagе
Kissed me and told me I lookеd so poetic
Love at first sight never felt so pathetic
★ Chorus ★
Dumpster fire
You're so taken with me
Dumpster fire
I'm so taken with you
Match made in heaven or hell, or wherever
The shell of oblivion ribbing on a wire
Young desire
Dumpster fire
★ Verse 2 ★
We moved from Tampa to Dallas
I'm making money forging absentee ballots
We settled down in a palace
Your ex-boyfriend's late uncle's holiday home
And we drive around in a Corvette
You're stealing packages from old people's doorsteps
Treasure we add to the vortex
Or shit off of sky mail and counterfeit checks
Oh, I was tired of drifting
You saved my life, now we're making a living
And baby I want to give you everything
I know now that taking is giving
I know now that taking is giving, oh
★ Chorus ★
Dumpster fire
You're so taken with me
Dumpster fire
I'm so taken with you
Match made in heaven or hell, or wherever
The shell of oblivion ribbing on a wire
Young desire
Dumpster fire
★ Bridge ★
I'm someone's nightmare
I'm sure you're someone's dream
But as the cops and the stretchers pull up to the scene
I wake from my sleep
I realize it's me, and
★ Outro ★
And I beg you to stay
Go and chase after me
(Dumpster fire)
They're gonna take me away
(Dumpster fire)
I wanna go back to sleep
(Dumpster fire)
I beg you to stay
(Dumpster fire)
Chase after me
I wanna go back to sleep
(Dumpster fire)
They're gonna chase after me
Young desire
Dumpster fire
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