Lil Chromozome - Birthday Bitch/My Dick is Flaccid and Hard

★ intro ★
Lil chromozome: i'm finally eighteen now. took long enough. but you know what that means. i can now do anything i want! and the government cannot arrest me for it. it's called freedom of speech. but now i must sing a song on this jolly day. grandma, stay right there and listen to this

★ verse 1 ★
Going on a date to outback steakhouse
My girlfriend challenges me to a booty shakedown (what!?)
If she ain't paying i'm throwing her out
I take control of the entire restaurant (you can have it!)
I beat my spouse
She's going to a school wearing a blouse
I'll blow up the house
Giving crackers to a mouse

★ verse 2 ★
Suck his cock till he sneeze
Pull his cheeks out he feels the breeze
Lick my lips im gonna tease
Im not british ill dump the tea
Get a prostate exam cause im 40
Shoot the kids at school like rick and morty
Take a break because im feeling snorty
Jeffery dahmer on the block im getting horny (ahhh)

★ interlude ★
Da-duh-da-doo
Da-duh-da-doo
Da-duh-da-doo
With a side of fried biscuits!

★ verse 3 ★
Pulled pork out of his asshole
Smells like shit ill eat it whole
Bend over girl ill eat your hole
Is that a skid mark? wtf
Chocolate ice cream in the toilet
Weiny hut junior im getting lit
Sing to me cause im the birthday bitch
Spank my ass cause i had to itch

★ verse 4 ★
He tried to leave the building but i blocked his way
He tried to claim that he wasn't really gay
I pulled him to my room because i was now 18
I got ready to fuck him and the thought made my booty steam

★ interlude ★
Oh woah woah woah
Oh woah woah woah
Oh woah woah woah
Oh woah woah woah

★ outro ★
Lil chromozome: oh that was straight fire on the fucking track!
And now that i'm eighteen, i can finally fuck as many people as i want. grandma, come here!
Grandma: i finally don't have to wait any longer. ram me
Lil chromozome: oh i'll do more than ram you. i will destroy your organs. now prepare for your life to be ended
*violent anal noises*