Randy Rainbow - The Bunker Boy

★ Spoken ★
Randy:
Donald? Donald? Donald? Donald?
Have you guys seen the president?

Donald? DONALD!
He sounded pretty angry from the tweet that he just sent

Donald? Donald? Donald? Donald?
He said he'd make the country great, at least that was his promise
Hey Ivanka it's Randy have you seen-- thanks

And now that it's a mess you'd think at least he'd try to calm us
Donald? Donald? Donald? Donald?
There's riots all around for an injustice that's systemic
And suffering and sadness from a dangerous pandemic

I sexted Jared Kushner and I drove by Mitch McConnell's
I looked on every golf course and I checked every McDonald's

His Adderall kicks in
And since it makes him kinda' hyper
He acts like he's a big shot
But he's scared he'll wet his diaper

Donald? Donald? Donald? DONALD! Donald!

★ Sung ★
Guess who's hiding
In the basement
It's that coward
The bunker boy

Who's dividing
'Cause it makes him
Feel empowered
The bunker boy

A commander in chief might address all the grief
And what's happening out in the streets
But he's only a clown so he hides underground
And he sits on the toilet and tweets

So be careful
Not to scare him
He's a flower
The bunker boy

Pirro:
At the height of the protest outside the White House, President Trump was moved to the bunker

Randy:
I wonder if there's wi-fi and a special tanning station
I bet it smells like hamburgers and quiet desperation
I hear they had to childproof the bunk bed that they got him
Does he have a little ladder?
Doesn't need one, he's a bottom

High-pitched Trump:
I am your president of law and order, I will fight to protect you

Randy:
Who's that brushin'
Civil rights off
It's our hero
The bunker boy (bunker boy, bunker boy)

Who's that Russian
With the lights off
Watching Pirro
The bunker boy (bunker boy, bunker boy)

Oh he loves to berate every city and state
'Cause you know how he likes to act hard
Then he heads for the hills and he Netflix-and-chills
While he calls out the National Guard

For the camera he mugs as he calls them all "thugs"
While they beg him to stand up and lead
Then he sends in the cops for his own photo ops
And he acts like he knows how to read (goff ❲?❳)

Who's that codger
Who's that crass con
Who's baloney
The bunker boy
(Bunker boy? Bunker boy)

Who's that dodger
With no mask on
It's that phony
The bunker boy (bunker boy, bunker boy)

So he lies there alone and he gabs on the phone
To his girlfriends like Putin and Kim
He's embarrassed because they're all laughing at us
But they're all only laughing at him (all only laughing at)

All only laughing at him
DONALD!

Who's that hiding
In the basement
It's that coward
The bunker boy

The bunker boy (Trump: I will solve the problem)
The bunker boy (Trump: Co-operation not contact ❲?❳)
The bunker boy

Trump:
I will fight to protect you
I am your president of law and order

Randy:
Don't fall for that bunk!