Freshy Kanal - Freddy Fazbear vs. Mr. Bear
Mr. Bear!
Versus
Freddy Fazbear!
Begin!
★ Freddy Fazbear ★
Have a seat kid and let me read you a story
About how I make a kids dream-land turned gory
I'm the name brand for horror, you wanna try and take me?
Believe me, I'll leave you burning like FNAF 3!
Take this tip or I’ll leave you hidden
With all the cameras in the world, you couldn’t locate a win
You can’t step to me, I'll leave the rest of you in pieces
Testing me is deadly, I'll make a pizza outta pedo’s!
Rewrite your ending, your readers will be satisfied
When you're bruised ass body will leave you lookin' like Purple Guy!
It took your readers an hour to get across your plot
But then your creepypasta got eaten by this restaurant!
★ Mr. Bear ★
Did you get a case of Foxy jaw? Or was that a real try
Of transparent disses coming out of a Ghost AI?
Your whole franchise is an epic fail
I light your ass up, it got overshadowed by Tattletail
Everything was fine until 2014
When Freddy Fazbear was yet to be on the scene
And Scott fucking Cawthon became a creepypasta fan
And said: "1999? I'll make a game of that!“
Shut your god damn Springtrap, your lines don't have logic
Mr. Bear is back to beat this animatronic!
With that amount of fame, could resolve a lot of crap
But am I supposed to be scared of a child’s soul in a top hat?
★ Freddy Fazbear ★
Seen a better creepypasta in Dead Bart
Why don't you get a shovel? My pizzeria is your graveyard
Keep your lines to yourself, you'll be buried alive
It's New Year's Day 2000, death of 1999
The night's coming to an end, it's almost 6 AM
I'll leave Mr. Bear in the backroom... never to be seen again!
★ Mr. Bear ★
Forget the idea of spitting some lines
Your verses were so bad, even your fanbase would change sides
This creepypasta made your existence get signed
Don't try to prevent you copied Chuck E. with those Cheesy rhymes
A little teddy bear wants to scare me with a scream!
Make like the real Freddy and go haunt some dreams
Your fans will never know the ending of this battle
Let me give them a hint... Mangle!
★ Outro ★
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!
The next rap battle is on the way!
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Biography
Freshy Kanal is a big fan of Epic Rap Battles of History, who are known for pioneering rap battles between pop figures on YouTube. He also likes music from various genres, including rap, orchestral music, and songs from musicals. Freshy’s earliest videos are live recordings of an ERB concert in Amsterdam, but didn’t upload his first rap battle, “Freddy Fazbear vs Mr. Bear”, until 2017. His third rap battle, “Angry Birds vs Best Fiends” has gained over 100K views, and most likely the success of this battle spurred Freshy to create more.