Bo Burnham - Making a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich
★ announcer ★
And now… what making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich feels like when you’re high on marijuana
★ suspenseful music playing, inaudible ★
★ music stops, applause ★
★ dramatic music playing ★
★ announcer ★
And now… what making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich feels like… when you’re shit-faced
★ slow rock music plays, inaudible ★
★ music stops, door opens ★
★ dialogue woman & bo burnham ★
Hey, baby, i’m home. honey, you okay? what’s wrong?
★ inaudible ★
Are you drunk? have you been… you’ve been drinking, haven’t you? you’ve been fuck… you’re fucking wasted, aren’t…i can’t hear you. speak into the microphone
I’m not
What’s behind your back? what’re you holding behind your back?
Itching
Just…just don’t be
Itchy back
What is, just show… what’re you hiding behind your back? just show me
It’s a jar of peanut butter, all right? sue me
That’s mayonnaise. that is a jar of mayonnaise. that is not peanut butter. why are you holding a jar of mayonnaise?
Why are you holding a jar of mayonnaise?
I’m not holding a jar of mayonnaise
Touché, bitch
You know what? i am fucking done with this shit, okay? i had to get up at 5:00 a.m., i had to be at work at 6:00, i had an exhausting day, i just wanna come home, unwind, relax, and i come home to a mess that i have to clean up
I’ll clean it up
No, no! i will have to clean it up. because you’ll make it worse if you try to, okay?
Yeah
You know what? i’m fucking done with this. you are so immature, i cannot leave you alone without you getting shit-faced
★ simultaneously ★
Are you? she’s done. this is what i deal with monday through...monday
Who are you talking to right now? you just gestured to the sink. what does that mean?
-there’s an audience full of people
Okay, you know what? this bit is getting a little too weird and meta. okay, we’re done with it
I agree. where’s that going? sometimes you don’t write an end to a bit, so you skip it. before they know it, you’re on to the next thing. guys, i was at the store recently
★ scattered cheers ★
And, uh, no, i will save you time. i bought something
★ audience cheering ★
No, no, no, no. no. sit in silence
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Biography
Currently, he has over 200 million views on his YouTube channel.
As of now, Bo has released 5 albums: Bo Fo Sho, Bo Burnham, Words Words Words, what., and Make Happy.
Bo Fo Sho was Burnham’s debut EP. The six-track comedy album was released on June 17, 2008 by Comedy Central Records, and charted well across the Billboard charts.
In a June 2008 interview with Wired Magazine, Burnham described himself as:
still a kid in his bedroom, writing songs and playing them
and that if Bo Fo Sho were anything else,
it would lose the whole DIY effect of how I started out.
Burnham co-created, co-wrote, co-produced, and starred in a TV series called Zach Stone Is Gonna Be Famous in 2013 for MTV, although it was cancelled after 12 episodes, running from May 2, 2013 to June 29, 2013.
His first book, Egghead: Or, You Can’t Survive on Ideas Alone, was first published on October 1, 2013, and is a collection of comedically absurd poetry and musings.
Another book, currently referred to as Untitled Burnham 1 of 1, is thought to be an autobiography with approximately 280 pages, which was set to be released September 2017, although no such book has been published.
His film Eighth Grade was released on July 13, 2018 to widespread critical acclaim and currently holds a 98% Tomatometer rating on Rotten Tomatoes.