Tom Cardy - Why am I anxious?
(no, no)
I'm gonna drink three cups of coffee
And smoke a cigarette instead
And then i'll go on social media
Until it's dinner time
Yeah
Smoke some weed and then i binge eat, then i
Got a little time to complain online
I'm anxious
Why is god doing this to me?
Ooh it's a mystery!
What could it be?
Possibly it's all your
Apathy
Why am i anxious?
I would try to do anything
To make my life feel better
Except anything that makes my
Life feel better
Hey baby, i'm self aware!
I got that headspace app
Because i care
All the talk in thе world
Don't mean shit
If just like this guy
You're a hypocritе
Who you calling hypocrite?
I'm a fucking martyr
I've given up sugar and no
Milk products either
Still feel anxious
It's just not fair
For someone like me
So self aware
'ya not self aware
You're a big dumb fuck
With a dumb fuck face
And now you're outta luck
If you're so smart
Why am i sad?
Because twice a week
You get on the bags
Well maybe it's that
It's definitely that
Do i need more hugs?
Stop taking drugs!
I guess we'll never know for sure
Yes we will motherfucker it's because-
Why am i anxious?
You only sleep four hours a night
(aaah!) why am i anxious?
You never ever eat right
(aaah!) that was rhetorical
Then why did you just post a photo of yourself
Without a shirt on
And a caption
"can anybody tell me-"
Why am i anxious?
Why is god doing this to me?
Even though i ask
I don't want to know
I want to get better
But slow
Why am i anxious?
I know what's good for me
Except everything
Oh
I think that could be it
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Biography
Tom Cardy is an improviser and musician who’s love for performing and comedy can all be traced back to his love of improv from his high school days. Whilst studying psychology and music, Tom wrote and performed for several Sydney University arts revues as well as his own sell out comedy festival shows, all the while teaching improv and sketch at high schools around Sydney.
Tom is a multi-instrumental composer, who’s love of combining comedy and music has seen him compose for the likes of SBS’ The Feed, Amazon series The Moth Effect, the Sydney University Revue and the award winning musical Inner West Side Story. As well as composing and teaching musical improv, Tom has also musically accompanied a variety of improv performances (Cranston Cup, Celebrity Theatresports, The Bear Pack, Impro Australia‘s Theatresports Schools Competition).
Blending comedy and music, Tom’s own musical comedy videos have millions of likes online, with a combined total of over 1M people following him on different platforms. In August 2021 he released his first EP Artificial Intelligence.