All Tom Cardy Lyrics
Tom Cardy - Kermit the Frog Voice | lyrnow.com
Girl I bet that you would look good On the dance floor Painted green Doing a Kermit the Frog voice Girl I bet that you'd look good all the time As long as you're
Tom Cardy - Bards have all the fun | lyrnow.com
{Tom} A single flute note is played as the background music begins {DM, spoken} On the horizon of this forest path you see a group of dark cloaked figures
Tom Cardy - Beautiful Mind | lyrnow.com
{Intro: Tom Cardy, Brian David Gilbert} Please take a seat Never really done this before That's okay, just tell me the first thing that comes into your head Okay
Tom Cardy - Time To Buy | lyrnow.com
{Intro -- Vic Zerbst} Welcome to TimeToBuy.com! Now loading Virtual Agent. Please allow cookies, keep your eyes on the screen and... Try not to scream {Verse 1 --
Tom Cardy - 4055 | lyrnow.com
{Introduction -- Tom Cardy} You know when you're doing a song about the future space age... You gotta start with a cliché, y'know? Look... {Verse 1 -- Tom
Tom Cardy - Weird Guy | lyrnow.com
(Tom Cardy & Montaigne) {Intro} I am a weird guy A very strange guy A nonspecific guy Just a very weird guy (Just a very weird guy) {Verse
Tom Cardy - Flirt | lyrnow.com
{intro} hey michael, what's my, uh, facebook password again? why? your friend tom has sent me a facebook friend request, i'd like to accept it. ah fu-
Tom Cardy - Level Clear | lyrnow.com
Boss dead, Level clear, Where do i go from here? Walk home, Try to eat, I'm not hungry, Go to sleep I can't sleep, Lie in bed, Think about what bad guy said "Even if
Tom Cardy - Snake Eyes | lyrnow.com
{Intro} We have lived through years of a global pandemic (Years of a global pandemic) And I'm amazed that, still, mother****ers don't get it (Still, mother****ers
Tom Cardy - Soft Boy | lyrnow.com
{Tom Cardy} Band shirt, not one you've heard before I'm al-ternative to my core E-mo-tion-al around the girls They'd like to do sex with me Hey
Tom Cardy - The Ballad of Smokin Joe Rudeboy | lyrnow.com
{verse 1} Let me tell you a little story About a man a long time ago He was the quickest draw in the wild west By the name of smokin' joe It's smokin
Tom Cardy - Ur fugly | lyrnow.com
{Chorus} What you see is not a problem baby Because visibly I'm a hot 10 We could be friends But I would be the hot one Making you the ugly by comparison one
Tom Cardy - Hey, I don't work here | lyrnow.com
{verse 1} Saturday morning comes and goes Without too much on my mind Except maybe lunch I walk down to the shops just to move Feel a bit rough from last night
Tom Cardy - Jurassic Park 12: It's Dino Time! | lyrnow.com
{Intro} Today I woke up sick So I took it easy (So I took it easy) By watching and analyzing every Jurassic Park movie Without further ado, I present to you In a
Tom Cardy - Man Chat | lyrnow.com
{Verse 1} I'm a man's man, doing all that I can Dealing with my emotions When things get overwhelming, here's what I do A hot man tip from me to you You
Tom Cardy
Tom Cardy is an improviser and musician who’s love for performing and comedy can all be traced back to his love of improv from his high school days. Whilst studying psychology and music, Tom wrote and performed for several Sydney University arts revues as well as his own sell out comedy festival shows, all the while teaching improv and sketch at high schools around Sydney.
Tom is a multi-instrumental composer, who’s love of combining comedy and music has seen him compose for the likes of SBS’ The Feed, Amazon series The Moth Effect, the Sydney University Revue and the award winning musical Inner West Side Story. As well as composing and teaching musical improv, Tom has also musically accompanied a variety of improv performances (Cranston Cup, Celebrity Theatresports, The Bear Pack, Impro Australia‘s Theatresports Schools Competition).
Blending comedy and music, Tom’s own musical comedy videos have millions of likes online, with a combined total of over 1M people following him on different platforms. In August 2021 he released his first EP Artificial Intelligence.