Tom Cardy - Flirt

★ intro ★ hey michael, what's my, uh, facebook password again? why? your friend tom has sent me a facebook friend request, i'd like to accept it. ah fu-

★ refrain ★
I don't wanna work, i just wanna flirt (with your dad)

★ verse 1 ★ don't wanna fix my life, i'd rather talk d.i.y. (with your dad) i don't wanna do my laundry, just wanna chill with your d-d-padre
Neither of us gay, we flirt, in a, super, hetero man way

★ refrain ★
I don't wanna work, i just wanna flirt (with your dad)

★ verse 2 ★
Just wanna bbq, with, you know who, (your fuggin dad)
I was s'posed to find a job and clean my damn room, but instead i'm at your dad's house talkin' with him about ww2
Your dad he likes me, your dad he loves me, your dad invited me, to see bruce springsteen
So we flirt, in a way you understand, that, only a friend of a son and a son's dad can (can, can, c-c-c-c-c-c-c-)

★ bridge ★
Basically, i don't think we've seen the last of bitcoin
(in sync) ah, shut up michaеl. what did you just-
No, no, we're not doing this again, i don't.. pleasе don't do this-
(in sync) michael (what, no, what?) you are a (no-) virgin. (random cheering)

★ breakdown ★
We make fun of you, you
You never had a girlfriend (we make fun of)
At 14 you still wet the bed
We make fun of you, we got your social life covered, got your family like covered, even got your little brother going (ugh)

★ verse 3 ★
It's just your dad and i bonding, we make fun of you
(i'd call it bullying), shut up, virgin, ugh
Don't you get mad, don't you feel sad
Just remember this is how i flirt with your dad

★ outro ★
Okay, didn't know i had to say this, but can you guys please stop "flirting', please?
I don't know michael, can you stop not having your drivers license?
Get your license, you're 24 mate
(i fuckin love you. i love you too.) (weird kissing noises)
Stop tryin to fuck my dad