Tom Cardy - Time To Buy
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★ Verse 1 -- Tom Cardy, Montaigne, Jenna Owen & Vic Zerbst ★
Sundrage courtyard, bifold doors
Marble benchtop and timber floors
Seamless indoor/outdoor flow
What does that mean? I don't fuckin' know!
Here's a house with a big fat fountain
The husband and kids can go swim around in!
We're both women and we don't have kids
Aw, thanks for the data!
Transferring to China
How about a place with a lot of front view?
This lovely home, it comes with Goo!
What is Goo?
It's goo!
Yeah, but who would want Goo?
You want Goo!
★ Chorus ★
Time To Buy! It's Time To Buy!
Listen to me, I'm an Internet Guy!
Inordinatе prices are the nеw norm
And Real Estate will always perform
I don't say this to everyone, but
You two seem like a bit of fun
The Sydney Bubble will never burst
You can buy a house, but it'll be cursed
★ Verse 2 -- Tom Cardy, Montaigne, Jenna Owen & Vic Zerbst ★
Would you like to live in a cursed house?
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Biography
Tom Cardy is an improviser and musician who’s love for performing and comedy can all be traced back to his love of improv from his high school days. Whilst studying psychology and music, Tom wrote and performed for several Sydney University arts revues as well as his own sell out comedy festival shows, all the while teaching improv and sketch at high schools around Sydney.
Tom is a multi-instrumental composer, who’s love of combining comedy and music has seen him compose for the likes of SBS’ The Feed, Amazon series The Moth Effect, the Sydney University Revue and the award winning musical Inner West Side Story. As well as composing and teaching musical improv, Tom has also musically accompanied a variety of improv performances (Cranston Cup, Celebrity Theatresports, The Bear Pack, Impro Australia‘s Theatresports Schools Competition).
Blending comedy and music, Tom’s own musical comedy videos have millions of likes online, with a combined total of over 1M people following him on different platforms. In August 2021 he released his first EP Artificial Intelligence.