Tom Cardy - Kermit the Frog Voice
On the dance floor
Painted green
Doing a Kermit the Frog voice
Girl I bet that you'd look good all the time
As long as you're doing the Kermit the Frog voice
Girl don't stop
You know you're making me hot
Your body is a lot
But I know it's not all you-
Know it's not all you
(Got) You still haven't shown me everything yet
Please don't make a grown man beg
You know you don't give me a choice
As long as you're doing the Kermit the Frog voice
I like it when you do the
The Kermit- the Kermit the Frog voicе
I'll follow you 'til the end of time
As long as you'rе doing the Kermit the Frog voice
I'll hold open the door for you
I'll fight a war for you
And everything in-between
As long as you're doing the Kermit the Frog voice
(Girl don't stop)
(You know you're making me hot)
(Your body is a lot)
The Kermit- the Kermit the Frog voice
I thought you were a 10 but
I believe my eyes when
They tell me you're a 10 plus
The Kermit- the Kermit the Frog voice
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Biography
Tom Cardy is an improviser and musician who’s love for performing and comedy can all be traced back to his love of improv from his high school days. Whilst studying psychology and music, Tom wrote and performed for several Sydney University arts revues as well as his own sell out comedy festival shows, all the while teaching improv and sketch at high schools around Sydney.
Tom is a multi-instrumental composer, who’s love of combining comedy and music has seen him compose for the likes of SBS’ The Feed, Amazon series The Moth Effect, the Sydney University Revue and the award winning musical Inner West Side Story. As well as composing and teaching musical improv, Tom has also musically accompanied a variety of improv performances (Cranston Cup, Celebrity Theatresports, The Bear Pack, Impro Australia‘s Theatresports Schools Competition).
Blending comedy and music, Tom’s own musical comedy videos have millions of likes online, with a combined total of over 1M people following him on different platforms. In August 2021 he released his first EP Artificial Intelligence.