Tom Cardy - Beautiful Mind
Please take a seat
Never really done this before
That's okay, just tell me the first thing that comes into your head
Okay
★ Verse 1: Tom Cardy, Brian David Gilbert ★
Dolphins dressed in monocles with tiny tophats that cover up their blowhole (Aw shit!)
Clouds with faces but they're upside down so it looks like their rain is hair (F*ck yeah!)
Santa Claus going down a chimney but the chimney is a cigarette and the house is a man
Bowling balls made out of peanut butter but they're bubbles in a big rubber hubba bubba bubblе bath
★ Pre-Chorus: Tom Cardy, Brian David Gilbert, Tom Cardy & Brian David Gilbert ★
Oh, my, god, you got a beautiful mind
I, know, so sit back and enjoy the show
How did wе both end up here
I don't know, and I don't care
So come on, let's get it on
★ Chorus: Tom Cardy, Brian David Gilbert ★
Doctor holding a big bottle of tonic but the bottle's full of rings and the doctor is Sonic
Jimmy Fallon with a hat on (Jimmy Fallon with a hat on)
Man full of jelly but the jelly full of ham
Baby with two wheels instead of hands
Doctor, doctor, is there something wrong with me?
Give it to me straight doc, what do you see?
★ Post-Chorus: Tom Cardy, Brian David Gilbert ★
You're never gonna amount to nothin'
Look into my eyes, can't you see I love you dearly
And the award for best psychiatrist goes to
Why does he keep watching Speed 2?
Doctor!
★ Verse 2: Tom Cardy, Brian David Gilbert, Tom Cardy & Brian David Gilbert ★
Beagles eating bugles while a poodle plays the flugelhorn (What?)
Horny foreman foraging for mushrooms in an ice storm (Good God!)
Big pies with big eyes and big thighs
Anaconda in a condescending disguise
Sandra Bullock, specifically from Speed 2
Fighting with my best friend's aunt at a barbecue
A frog doing his taxes while he sits on a swing
But that's just what I see
I can see the same thing
★ Bridge, Tom Cardy, Brian David Gilbert, Tom Cardy & Brian David Gilbert ★
Ahhh, you've got a beautiful mind
I can see my destiny (Got a beautiful mind)
And a bear learning how to water ski
Ahhh, you've got a beautiful mind
I see the past and the future as one
Also a honey bee holding a gun
★ Verse 3: Tom Cardy, Brian David Gilbert ★
Fourteen gerbils in a kiddie pool (Yes)
Robot crying softly on a bar stool (Yes)
Santa's elves unionise the North Pole (Ohhh yes!)
Gimli locking lips with a cute troll (Yes!)
★ Pre-chorus: Tom Cardy, Brian David Gilbert, Tom Cardy & Brian David Gilbert ★
A lawyer and a barber barter baubles underwater and the lawyer and the barber disagree on the fee
And that's a beautiful tree
I don't see a tree
What do you see?
You and me!
★ Chorus: Tom Cardy & Brian David Gilbert ★
Ahhh, we've got a beautiful mind
We can see through space and time (Got a beautiful mind)
And a bunch of clowns beating up a mime
Ahhh, we've got a beautiful mind
We see our hearts and minds start to unite
Also a farting guy flying a kite
★ Outro: Tom Cardy & Brian David Gilbert ★
Oh, my, god
We've got a beautiful
Mind
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Biography
Tom Cardy is an improviser and musician who’s love for performing and comedy can all be traced back to his love of improv from his high school days. Whilst studying psychology and music, Tom wrote and performed for several Sydney University arts revues as well as his own sell out comedy festival shows, all the while teaching improv and sketch at high schools around Sydney.
Tom is a multi-instrumental composer, who’s love of combining comedy and music has seen him compose for the likes of SBS’ The Feed, Amazon series The Moth Effect, the Sydney University Revue and the award winning musical Inner West Side Story. As well as composing and teaching musical improv, Tom has also musically accompanied a variety of improv performances (Cranston Cup, Celebrity Theatresports, The Bear Pack, Impro Australia‘s Theatresports Schools Competition).
Blending comedy and music, Tom’s own musical comedy videos have millions of likes online, with a combined total of over 1M people following him on different platforms. In August 2021 he released his first EP Artificial Intelligence.