Tom Cardy - Level Clear
Walk home, Try to eat, I'm not hungry, Go to sleep
I can't sleep, Lie in bed, Think about what bad guy said
"Even if you did defeat me, what would you do then?"
Online course, Back to school, Pass the bar, Superstar!
Sue a guy, Win big, Walk home, Try to sleep
Level Clear!
Lie in bed, Think about what bad guy said
"Even if you did defeat me, what would you do then?"
Buy a ticket, See the world, Move to Spain, meet a girl, fall in love, have four kids. Learn the joy a family gives
Live my life, Love my wife, Share a bed every night, Still can't sleep, Lie in bed
Level Clear!
Start again
Raise money, Charity, Save the whales, save the trees, save the bees, save all life, win the noble peace price
Preach that kindness is an art, live in all of mankinds heart, Try to sleep, Lie in bed
Level clear!
Start again
Alright
Thank you
Hadouken
You win
"Even if you did defeat me, what would you do then?"
Grab a guy, Beat him up, Threaten his life, Take his stuff
Fight more people take their shit
Start a crime syndicate
Deal some drugs to kids
Hide some bodies in a fridge
Get killed by my second in command
Level clear
Start again
Still can't sleep, Lie in bed
Ready? GO!
Look to go say wow preach the book and make the vow
Leader of the whole congregation
Level clear!
Start again
Train in 9G's, space trip
Three years in a rocket ship
Be the first player on Saturn
Level clear!
Start again
Practice medicine pay my fees
Raise awareness around Cheese Knees
Cure the famous deadly Cheese Knees disease
Don't even try to sleep
Tik tok live stream take a big ball of ham
Put it in my mouth, get a lot of likes, subscribes hashtag Ham Guy
Level clear!
Start again
Train that body 7 days a week, protein cardio, Level up!, no sleep
Become the greatest sportsman in the world!
Golf, Tennis, Race car Driver, Olympian, umpire
Level clear!
Plumber, Carpenter, Composer, Doctor, Builder
Level clear!
Fighter, Painter, Royal family negotiator
Level clear!
I forgot break dancer, Turtle killer, f-freelancer
Level clear!
Astronaut, Indentured cleaner on a beach resort
Alright!
Thank you!
Hadouken
You win
"Even if you did defeat me, what would you do then?"
Alright!
Thank you
H-H-Hadouken
You win
"Even if you did defeat me, what would you do then?"
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Biography
Tom Cardy is an improviser and musician who’s love for performing and comedy can all be traced back to his love of improv from his high school days. Whilst studying psychology and music, Tom wrote and performed for several Sydney University arts revues as well as his own sell out comedy festival shows, all the while teaching improv and sketch at high schools around Sydney.
Tom is a multi-instrumental composer, who’s love of combining comedy and music has seen him compose for the likes of SBS’ The Feed, Amazon series The Moth Effect, the Sydney University Revue and the award winning musical Inner West Side Story. As well as composing and teaching musical improv, Tom has also musically accompanied a variety of improv performances (Cranston Cup, Celebrity Theatresports, The Bear Pack, Impro Australia‘s Theatresports Schools Competition).
Blending comedy and music, Tom’s own musical comedy videos have millions of likes online, with a combined total of over 1M people following him on different platforms. In August 2021 he released his first EP Artificial Intelligence.