Chidey - Super Story

Uncle please tell us a story

You can call me Chidey by the way
Ononamwatanaekweefionu
So children you people said you want me to tell you a story, eh?
I'll tell you a very interesting story
Just listen...

Mr Bangs on the beat Mutumina!

Super, super story
Super, super story
Super, super story
Super, super sto to to
Super, super story
Super, super story
Super, super story
Super, super sto to to

Fire service go come hell fire
God wan sell heaven, e dey find buyer
You cannot squat in a room wey you pay for
I don see pigeon wey dey brush teeth before
Whitemoney go soon win Grammy
Chinwetalu Agu go soon slap army
Every night na me dey bite mosquito
Guru Maraji dey wear tuxedo
River Niger is now in Lagos
Deaf and dumb get a story to tell us
Kanayo. O. Kanayo died poor in a movie
Na Jay Jay teach Ronaldinho dribbling
Onye gba oto ana etinye aka n'akpa
Ndi oshi ka mma karia ndi aka n'akpa
Person wey get borehole no fit well
I use my shirt dry body come wear towel
Zingoro, zingozi
Zingoro, zingozi
Zingoro, zingozi
Zingoro, zingozi

Super, super story
Super, super story
Super, super story
Super, super sto to to
Super, super story
Super, super story
Super, super story
Super, super sto to to

I love my country like mad
Our politicians are not that bad
Naija police no dey collect roja again
Buhari no dey rule us like soldier again
Neezienu ebe nwoke di ime
Abulom Sullivan mana neenu ihem Chime
Iwatch film Pete Edochie na agba Kung Fu
In the morning Spanish people will say bonjour
In my village eji trumpet egbu ref
In my village eji Sheltox agba perf
I can play water game with my BB Torch
In my village, preying mantis na aga church
Dangote dey borrow airtime
Even Genevieve Nnaji sef no fine
Okay, wetin be Mourinho Igbo name
Patience Ozokwor follow act Avengers Endgame
I hear say devil don impregnate mammy water
Bread and closeup is sweeter than bread and butter
Achom isee semovita, biko nyem lighter
If you write JAMB five times, write a book, you are a writer
Onye nna ya ejighi ego ana aza Prodigal Son
Onye yi akwa ana actikwanu porn
George of the Jungle is a lawyer
And the capital of Turkey is a wrapper
Zingoro, zingozi
Zingoro, zingozi
Zingoro, zingozi
Zingoro, zingozi

Super, super story
Super, super story
Super, super story
Super, super sto to to
Super, super story
Super, super story
Super, super story
Super, super sto to to

I dey rap, I dey sing, I dey come MC
I get female classmates when I dey CIC
Last year, devil go holiday for heaven
3 plus 3 equals to seven
The patient dog eats the fattest bone
After the greedy dog eat the meat go home
Even though pussy na cat, e no get nine life
Can five dead guys drink five Five Alive
Enyimba don dey play UEFA
And I can use axe to chop guava
Don Jazzy finally don marry
Muslims sef don dey attend seminary
If you wan drive car go drive Aji No Moto
If I must come, it must be in toto
If you wan drive car go drive Aji No Moto
If I must come, it must be in hehehe
Super, super story
Super, super story
Super, super story
Super, super sto to to
Super, super story
Super, super story
Super, super story
Super, super sto to to

This is Super Story
A life of strife and sorrow...