Branawaan - The Watergun Furry Shootout

★ Intro ★
Yeah

★ Chorus ★
Drivin' up to the furry convention like, pew pew pew
Waterguns out my Honda Odyssey it's, new new new
In an hour there are not many left, just a few few few
Evade 'em like alien carcasses like, ew ew ew

★ Verse 1 ★
Me and my homeboys cruisin' around, with them water guns
Got plans to make a fish, but we got no funds
I hesitate like a dying frog, but I got no puns
I wear a shirt, it can not fit, cause it got buns
Chop it, lock it in a fridge, lock my house door
Spill it, cook it like a witch, I got no doors
Somеthing's wrong with me, I can't stop rhyming door with door
I'm unarmed, my arms are in my drawеr
I'm sneaky like the fish, still stuck my paper
I'm locked in and I can't see, smells like danger
Smells like smoke, I can not even breathe in a Ford Ranger
I'm free out of the boot of the Honda, I need a manager
I go vroom vroom, wrists slit like Elmo
I still eat, all my analysis papers
*Inaudible* Help, I'm chained on Nemo
Toy plushie
Now it's time to repeat the doors (Yeah)
I'm stuck inside a washing machine
I go consume donkeys
So I can flap like an iguana

★ Chorus ★
Drivin' up to the furry convention like, pew pew pew
Waterguns out my Honda Odyssey it's, new new new
In an hour there are not many left, just a few few few
Evade 'em like alien carcasses like, ew ew ew

★ Verse 2 ★
In our van we got water guns, totally no carbines
Money go in your floors, took sow into five starts
I throw my apples, like a landmine
Furries turnin' around, they claim they fine
Square make the plane soggy
It's a water gun furry shootout, get your arsenal ready
The gunfight's makin' everyone forget it's soggy
My water guns got Pepe stickers 'cause that's trendy
Our whip is slidey, the floor is way too slippery
My homeboys are crying, doubt they like Hillary
*Inaudible* So I fed it some Hennessey
My neck feels like pasta, 'cause the furries seem like monkeys
We're all around the news, reports goin' craze
I go wet, 'cause I'm uh, mailbox
I destroy the mailboxes in the neighborhood
I go for gastronomy like a redditor
I got waterguns, they filled up with saltwater
I fluorine tree, like a toilet
I make firefighters lick their armpits
Hop in a whip, so I can slip
I finger my shaving razor so I can trip
I scream "I'm in a whip," and give the kids a tip
I punch a cat, I'm already tracer like I'm in the plate

★ Chorus ★
Drivin' up to the furry convention like, pew pew pew
Waterguns out my Honda Odyssey it's, new new new
In an hour there are not many left, just a few few few
Evade 'em like alien carcasses like, ew ew ew